TOON TUESDAY #74

It's all about the Labour conference right now, with a related mix of Burnham's leadership ambitions and digital IDs thrown in.  There are also no less than three Beatles references...

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MEME MONDAY #54

Freedom was very much a running theme last week, beginning with Charlie Kirk's memorial.  Karl ramped up the memes after Starmer's ID card announcement, churning out ten in two days and with many more to come this week.  Digital ID is the line in the sand we must not allow them to cross!

Mon 22 Sep - 31 shares

Tue 23 Sep - 170 shares

Tue 23 Sep - 205 shares

Wed 24 Sep - 160 shares

Thu 25 Sep - 327 shares

Fri 26 Sep - 57 shares.  To commemorate the first anniversary of
Starmer's humiliating 'return the sausages' gaffe, we republished
our favourite meme on the subject!

Fri 26 Sep - 246 shares.  Originally published a few months ago, we
wanted an emergency ID meme in circulation as soon as the news
broke that Starmer was proceeding with Blair's plan

Fri 26 Sep - 68 shares

Sat 27 Sep - 212 shares

Sat 27 Sep - 59 shares

Sat 27 Sep - 86 shares

Sat 27 Sep - 484 shares

Sat 27 Sep - 410 shares

Sat 27 Sep - 3 shares

Sun 28 Sep - 270 shares

Sun 28 Sep - 63 shares.  Not an endorsement of Reform
UK, merely an acknowledgement that their meteoric rise
is now a threat to Labour (and Tory) seats everywhere

Sun 28 Sep - 88 shares

Sun 28 Sep - 81 shares.  Someone got genuinely offended
by this - not because they support ID cards, but because they
felt we were being disrespectful to a Polish Jew, depicted here by
 an actor in a film! We pointed out that while the scene is from a
biographical film (The Pianist), it is based on someone
who sruvivde the war and lived well into their 80s

Last week's Facebook Stories all revolved around digital ID, the first two of which predated the news on Thursday that Starmer was proceeding with the Orwellian plan...

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BOATWATCH #29

It looked set to be a perfect week in the Channel for Starmer, just in time for the Labour conference.  Six days passed without a pick up and then bang... a dozen boats were collected on Saturday and another 895 colonists were deposited in Kent.  It's clear that the absurd one in, one out policy is in tatters and with only a handful of illegals deported (in exchange for other migrants from France) it is not going to deter anyone making the crossing.

A digital ID is not going to deter anyone, either, as migrants who have entered this country illegally aren't interested in paying tax and national insurance.  Unscrupulous employers who pay cash in hand are not going to suddenly start asking for an ID card.  Starmer knows this, which is why he plans to abolish cash and replace it with digital currency (Central Bank Digital Currency) at a later date.  That is the moment when the social credit dystopia of Tony Blair's wet dreams all clicks into place.

However, it will take at least half of his remaining term just to get digital IDs through both Houses of Parliament, let alone roll them out to the entire nation and all the ensuing problems that will entail.  In short, if Reform are still around to dislodge Starmer and Labour in 2029, he doesn't have the time to enact Blair's plan in full.

Total = 895 (a decrease of 262 from previous week)

UNITE AGAINST DIGITAL FASCISM

The gloves are off, Tony Blair has confirmed that a mandatory digital ID is to be introduced in the UK.  Did we say Tony Blair?  Oops sorry, slip of the tongue.  Puppet PM Keir Starmer made the announcement on Friday, channeling all the sinister air of his master:  "Let me spell it out - you will not be able to work in the United Kingdom if you do not have digital ID - it's as simple as that".

The introduction of a digital ID was inevitable and we have been warning about it for years.  It may of course take years to introduce, time that Starmer may not have if the opinion polls are vaguely accurate.

Needless to say, the new scheme has nothing to do with illegal migration or illegal working, as it will solve neither.  People working illegally tend to get paid in cash, but don't worry, because the government already has a backup plan - the introduction of a Central Bank Digital Currency (CBDC) to replace cash.  Once that happens, all the liberty and privacy we have ever taken for granted is taken by the state.

These things were not won cheap and we owe it to our ancestors to fight this first step on the ladder towards a CCP-style social credit system.  It's as simple as that Mr Starmer. 

Richey made his thoughts known in this video late last night.

If Starmer has achieved anything with this announcement, it is the hammering of the final nail in his own political coffin.  He has managed to unite the left and right of the political divide - from Jeremy Corbyn to Nigel Farage - against Blair's dystopian plot.  As we embark on the fight of our lives, we may find ourselves alongside some unusual bedfellows, but perhaps this may end up being Starmer's greatest achievement in office...

He united the entire country.  Against him.

COUNCIL BY-ELECTIONS 25.09.25

Five by-elections were held this week, including a rare Wednesday contest.  That early election was this week's only Labour defence and, once again, they lost to Reform.  The other four seats were all being defended by leftists - three Green and one SNP.

The Greens held south of the border, despite a double digit drop in vote share.  Intriguingly, there appeared to be a significant swing to newcomers Reform, who came second in both seats.

In the Highlands, the Greens did not contest a seat they had previously won unopposed.  It was a busy field to replace the outgoing Green, at odds with the Greens' apparent inability to locate a candidate of their own.  An independent ended up victorious, while it was the Lib Dems who emerged winners in the other seat, taking advantage of the SNP's fall from grace.

Rolvenden & Tenterden West, Ashford Borough Council

Grn: 262 (36.5%) -16.9%

Ref: 227 (31.6%) New

Con: 200 (27.9%) -10.3%

LDm: 19 (2.6%) New

Lab: 10 (1.4%) -7.0%

Grn HOLD

Tain & Easter Ross, Highland Council

(first preference votes)

LDm: 935 (38.8%) +13.8%

Ind: 686 (28.4%) New

SNP: 356 (14.8%) -10.6%

Ref: 312 (12.9%) New

Grn: 78 (3.2%) -0.4%

Con: 45 (1.9%) -3.5%

LDm GAIN from SNP (elected stage 6)

Caol & Mallaig, Highland Council

(first preference votes)

Ind: 867 (36.3%)

Ind: 723 (30.3%)

LDm: 404 (16.9%)

SNP: 207 (8.7%)

Ref: 116 (4.9%)

Ind: 30 (1.3%)

Lab: 25 (1.0%)

Con: 18 (0.8%)

Ind GAIN from Grn (elected stage 8, Grn previously elected unopposed)

Woodhouse Park, Manchester City Council

Grn: 826 (43.8%) -15.4%

Ref: 556 (29.5%) New

Lab: 386 (20.5%) -12.9%

Con: 72 (3.8%) -1.1%

LDm: 47 (2.5%) -0.2%

Grn HOLD

Thetford Castle, Breckland District Council

(held on Wednesday)

Ref: 512 (47.3%) New

Lab: 289 (26.7%) -22.7%

Con: 164 (15.1%) -18.6%

LDm: 118 (10.9%) New

Ref GAIN from Lab

WOKE WEDNESDAYS #43

Puerile baby balloons, obscene placards, screaming into the sky like a lunatic and throwing milkshakes over people sympathetic to the Donald - all symptoms of Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS).  We've also seen darker manifestations of TDS, that result in serious injury and death.  And then there are equally extreme cases in which the sufferers self harm.

There are reportedly five confirmed cases of US women having sterilised themselves in response to Donald Trump's presidential victory.  One of them is a Democrat politician who serves in the Michigan House of Representatives.  Laurie Pohutsky announced to a leftist crowd in February this year that she had undergone surgery to ensure that she 'would never have to navigate a pregnancy in Donald Trump’s America'.  She added:  "I refuse to let my body be treated as currency by an administration that only sees value in my ability to procreate."

Pohutsky claimed to have had the operation just days after President Trump was inaugurated.  If true, the childless bisexual will remain childless forever, a petulant act for someone of any age, but Pohutsky is no spring chicken at 37 years old.  While her fertility may be on the wane, she still had time and opportunities to procreate with her male partner.

Many critics argued that it's probably for the best she doesn't...

Last week's trans classified meme generated six comments and one share on Facebook.

TOON TUESDAY #73

President Trump's state visit, Burnham-shaped vultures out for Starmer, deportation struggles, Palestinian recognition and trouble in the Fruit and Nut Party...

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