TOON TUESDAY #98

A bit of a mixed bag this week, with references to defence, farm tax, the moon mission, price of oil, net zero and Easter.  We begin with Morten Morland's all-inclusive April Fools cartoon...

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Patrick Blower for The Daily Telegraph

Christian Adams for The Daily Telegraph

Patrick Blower for The Daily Telegraph

Morten Morland for The Times

Matt Pritchett for The Sunday Telegraph

Christian Adams for The Sunday Telegraph

Matt Pritchett for The Daily Telegraph

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MEME MONDAY #77

The big lefty march in London was very much in focus last week, with multiple angles of hypocrisy ripe for exploitation.  Hope you've all had a wonderful Easter weekend.  God bless you (even the lefties)...

Mon 30 Mar - 239 shares.  The irony is lost on the keffiyeh-clad goons

Tue 31 Mar - 17 shares.  The Beeb even forked out over half a million
in licence fee money to repair this statue after two attacks on it by
irate members of the public.  They have even put a protective box
around it to prevent further damage.  Gill was not simply a
paedophile, he sexually abused his own daughters and engaged in
both incest and bestiality.  Sick, sick BBC

Tue 31 Mar - 212 shares.  The audience for this debauchery was
overwhelmingly white middle-class, not a Muslim in sight

Wed 1 Apr - 78 shares

Wed 1 Apr - 9 shares.  Hannah Spencer is turning out to be one of the biggest
narcissists in Westminster, who keeps herself busy producing silly videos for
social media and photo shoots like the one you can see here - none of which
helps her constituents, but does feed her ego

Thu 2 Apr - 80 shares.  Josh knew exactly what he was doing and his point was
proven.  More hypocrisy and double standards from the left

Thu 2 Apr - 50 shares

Fri 3 Apr - 385 shares.  The above differs ever so slightly from the
version on Facebook and we can only apologise to our followers - 
contrary to the Facebook version, Charles did post a message for
Lent. The point remains the same, our globalist scum monarch is
far too engratiating towards Islam

Fri 3 Apr - 0 shares

Sat 4 Apr - 54 shares

Sun 5 Apr - 20 shares

Karl has added a fourth design for the 'Diversity is Strength' series.  This new one, featuring Sadiq Khan, will be deployed for the capital.  It appears that the Golders Green attack was a homegrown Islamist attack after-all, not an Iranian attack as many had proposed in the comments the previous week.  There are far too many who believe the propaganda about 'Iranian sleeper cells'.  If there are so many, what are they waiting for?

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HAPPY EASTER

We had no plans for an Easter video this year, but then Richey's girlfriend surprises him with the generic chocolate eggs (again).  A hastily produced video ensued...

LONDON CLOWN SHOW 2026

Karl has been busier than usual on YouTube in the past week, thanks to some spare time.  Over several days he managed to compile a montage of clips from the big London march last weekend, introduced by none other than Claudia Webbe.  Remember her?

She was the short-lived Labour MP for Leicester East who was stripped of the party whip less than twelve months into her term as successor to the equally controversial Keith Vaz.  Having been found guilty of harassment, she escaped a recall petition by virtue of a suspended sentence and limped on as an independent to the 2024 election.  Thanks to her refusal to let go of the Westminster gravy train, she managed to deliver the only Conservative gain of that election by standing as an independent - holding onto more than half the Labour vote and turning the seat blue for the first time since 1987.

Anyway, if you want a good laugh at the depraved left - watch this video...

BOATWATCH #53

A flurry of boats on the first day of April certainly made fools of the British people who continue to suffer the daily consequences of colonisation, while footing the bill to pay for it.  Crossings may be down significantly from the same point this time last year, but if Iran becomes a failed state on the back of Trump's disastrous war we can expect another wave of Iranian refugees - only they won't be liberals fleeing the Mullahs this time, quite the opposite.

Total = 325 (down 137 from previous week)

SIR QUEER AND THE TERRORIST

We had a bit of fun with Ahmed al-Sharaa's controversial visit to Downing Street last week.  Make what you will of Richey's voiceover work here...

BURGON'S ISRAELI OWN GOAL

Dickie Burgon travelled to Cuba last week alongside former Labour comrade Jeremy Corbyn and those cheeky Gaelic rappers from Kneecap.  The band of Brit-hating commies were ostensibly delivering medical aid to the communist state, which has endured a US embargo since 1960.  Presumably they were not bold enough to try and crack the Israeli embargo of Gaza, as that would actually physical danger.  It seems that the Kneecap boys are not as tough as they make out, despite banging on about Palestine 365 days a year.

Anyway, speaking of Israel...

Not for the first time, community notes on X has brutally rinsed a politician.  Poor Dickie was not simply delivering medical aid, he was delivering medical aid sourced from the hated Israel!

Burgon was also corrected on his assertion that the embargo is somehow Trump's fault, despite the fact he was barely in high school when the US imposed sanctions against Cuba.  Furthermore, Cuba cut diplomatic ties with Israel in 1973, so any restrictions on Israeli goods predated the first Trump presidency by more than 40 years.

Leeds' finest is not the brightest!

COUNCIL BY-ELECTIONS 02.04.26

Thursday delivered a set of fascinating results, with four gains from four wards and some spectacular shifts in voting.  We predicted a mixed bag of results and called one out of four correctly, a step down from our 50 per cent success rate last week.

The free-for-all in Devon was particularly difficult to predict, with no independent candidates in a ward that overwhelmingly backed them last time round.  The Tories were the closest political party on that occasion, but were more than a thousand votes behind the winning candidate.  We thought they would triumph in this well-to-do rural ward, but they slumped to fourth as newcomers the Greens and Reform pushed past them.  However, it was the Lib Dems who stormed to victory, thanks to a huge surge that easily bested second placed Reform.  Labour finished last with just 12 votes.

It was a notional Conservative defence in Bury, with the incumbent having left the party last year following an acrimonious split in the local party.  We predicted a Tory hold, with Reform polling well and Labour slumping to at least third.  Labour did indeed find themselves in third, but it was Reform who triumphed, coming from nowhere to deny the Tories a comeback.

In Luton there was a very strong Lib Dem ward up for grabs.  Their biggest problem in defending the seat was the nature of the incumbent's departure - he was kicked off the council for not attending a single meeting in six months.  Despite this, we saw the Lib Dems holding off a challenge from the independent.  As it turned out, the independent trailed in a pitiful last place and it was Reform who were victorious.  Once again they stormed into first place as newcomers to the ward.

Finally, we get to the Labour defence in Rossendale, Lancashire.  This seat was vacated by an incumbent who upped sticks and left Labour Britain to set up home in Sicily.  Not exactly a ringing endorsement for Starmer and Reeves.  We predicted a Green gain, with Labour plummeting to at least third and Reform a strong second.  We were spot on with this forecast, as the Greens saw off newcomers Reform by 54 votes.

The Greens did not fare particularly well in the other three seats, with two third places and a fourth.  Reform, on the other hand, were top two finishes all round.  The May elections are now just five weeks away and it's going to be very, very interesting.

Tottington, Bury Metropolitan Borough Council

Ref: 929 (39.5%) New Con: 627 (26.7%) -19.1% Lab: 346 (14.7%) -14.5% Grn: 257 (10.9%) New Ind: 193 (8.2%) New

Ref GAIN from Con

Wigmore, Luton Borough Council

Ref: 576 (32.9%) New

LDm: 533 (30.4%) -24.2%

Grn: 344 (19.6%) +10.5%

Lab: 170 (9.7%) -0.3%

Con: 116 (6.6%) -4.4%

Ind: 13 (0.7%) New

Ref GAIN from LDm

Fremington, North Devon District Council

LDm: 752 (49.9%) +42.4%

Ref: 496 (32.9%) New

Grn: 131 (8.7%) New

Con: 116 (7.7%) -4.4%

Lab: 12 (0.8%) -7.8%

LDm GAIN from Ind

Hareholme & Waterfoot, Rossendale Borough Council

Grn: 636 (37.7%) +9.2% Ref: 582 (34.5%) New Lab: 324 (19.2%) -27.9% Con: 115 (6.8%) -17.6% LDm: 31 (1.8%) New

Grn GAIN from Lab

RED CARPET FOR AL-SHARAA

Ahmed al-Sharaa and Keir Starmer in 10 Downing Street

On Tuesday, Downing Street rolled out the red carpet for one of the Middle East's most prolific, cunning and enduring Islamic terrorists of all time.  Ahmed al-Sharaa has spent the last 23 years in violent struggle across multiple countries, somehow managing to survive while all the other jihadist leaders around him perished.  Despite being captured in Iraq in 2006 while planting explosives, he was conveniently released on a technicality just days before the outbreak of the Syrian Civil War - the conflict that would eventually deliver him the keys to Damascus as his band of Western-backed jihadists dislodged Bashar al-Assad from power.

Of course Keir Starmer and his globalist predecessors made their bed with al-Sharaa, so they now have to smile for the cameras and gloss over the stench of their own hypocrisy and blood-soaked history of the man who now wears a nice suit.  The West is ultimately responsible for the rise of al-Sharaa and all the corpses that litter his back catalogue of bombings, kidnappings, beheadings and civilian massacres.  Without the 2003 invasion of Iraq none of the chaos that ensued would have been possible and al-Sharaa's rise to power would be consigned to an alternative history.

The new President of Syria has yet to hold an election, but has promised one 'within five years'.  Will it ever happen and if so, will it be free and fair?  Will al-Sharaa turn out to be any more democratically legitimate than al-Assad, the man vilified by the West and who was ultimately removed from power because he was beyond globalist control?

A short introduction to Ahmed al-Sharaa can be viewed on our YouTube channel or watch below (three minute watch).

TOON TUESDAY #97

The Mandelson scandal re-emerged last week, thanks to the hugely convenient 'theft' of Morgan McSweeney's mobile phone.  Important messages surrounding Mandelson's controversial appointment  were thought to be on it and are likely now to never to see the light of day.  McSweeney even managed to give police the wrong address as to where the 'theft' supposedly occurred.  It all stinks.

This we'll get the fuel jokes out of the way first and end on a cheeky nod to all the nonces at the BBC...

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Patrick Blower for The Daily Telegraph

Ella Baron for The Guardian

Morten Morland for The Sunday Times

Patrick Blower for The Daily Telegraph

Christian Adams for The Daily Telegraph

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MEME MONDAY #76

The scourge of Islamism remained at the forefront of last week's array of memes.  We may as well pump them out before we are locked up for 'Islamophobia'...

Mon 23 Mar - 216 shares.  One week on there have been no charges in relation to
the Golders Green arson.  A little odd for such a high profile incident

Mon 23 Mar - 123 shares.  Velleman is also involved in Marxist group
Hope Not Hate, which gets most of its funding from trade unions and has
close ties to the Labour party.  Interesting to note that despite Netanyahu's
wars currently raging across the Middle East, Velleman's parents somehow
managed to fly in from Israel for the sentencing

Mon 23 Mar.  The algorithm didn't like this emoji poll and
distribution was limited.  Of the few who responded, 93 opted
for the angry emoji against 31 deluded souls for the teary emoji

Tue 24 Mar - 1 share

Tue 24 Mar - 76 shares

Thu 26 Mar - 9 shares.  One wonders whether the wee man is angling for a spot
on the Westminster gravy train through his new best pal Zack

Thu 26 Mar - 225 shares

Fri 27 Mar - 358 shares.  Best comment hands down - "I thought
that was the FA Cup for a second"

Sat 28 Mar - 166 shares

Sat 28 Mar - 249 shares.  Rayner remains the front runner in betting markets to
succeed Starmer, although the Labour leadership process takes so long that it
could be the autumn before Starmer's successor is confirmed (assuming he
resigns in May, as expected)

Sat 28 Mar - 92 shares.  The Met always downplay attendances, but the
comparison between their estimates in terms of Saturday's clown show against
Yaxley-Lennon's 'Unite the Kingdom' are damning for the left.  As has been shown
by their lacklustre counter-protests in recent years, the left can no longer
mobilise the numbers they once did

Sun 29 Mar - 77 shares.  Some questioned the accuracy of this meme,
but Karl did his research.  Western Europe is changing alarmingly fast and
burying one's head in the sand helps no-one but the colonists

Five Facebook Stories were published last week, including another alternative design for the 'Diversity Is Strength' series.  Karl feels that the Pepe Clown World design is not quite appropriate for some of the worse crimes.

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