Tuesday, 10 February 2026

TOON TUESDAY #90

This week we begin where we left off last week - with the scandal that could be the beginning of the end for Keir Starmer.  The Mandelson-Epstein affair dominated the toons all week and we end here with a flurry of Olympics-themed references to the direction of travel for our embattled PM...

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Peter Brookes for The Times
Patrick Blower for The Daily Telegraph
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THE IDES OF FEBRUARY?

Early favourites to replace Starmer (yes, seriously)

Cabinet minister after cabinet minister issued public endorsements of Keir Starmer on Monday, especially in light of the questionable decision by Scottish Labour leader Anus Sarwar to publicly stick the first knife in.  The Parliamentary Labour Party met on Monday evening, during which Starmer is said to have received a round of applause - albeit neither unanimous or particularly enthusiastic.  No matter what praise the likes of Rayner and Streeting heap on Starmer in social media statements, the vultures are circling - if just out of sight above that low bank of mist, for now.

The big wound inflicted by the Mandelson affair is one of Starmer's own making, but it would not constitute such an easily fatal blow were it not for his dire record as PM to date.  Labour's poll lead began to evaporate within weeks of their return to government, that's on Starmer.  If he enjoyed just a small degree of popularity with the electorate, the Mandelson scandal would not be such a dire threat to his leadership.  However, Starmer has quickly become the most unpopular PM since polling began and those vultures currently patting him on the back smell blood.

At what point will they opt to swoop and peck away?

The Gorton and Denton by-election is just over a fortnight away now and a Labour defeat in this previously safe seat could be the trigger.  The fact that the outcome for this crucial by-election is impossible to predict with any degree of accuracy, is symptomatic of Labour's decline under Starmer's premiership.  One poll has Labour in third place, behind Reform and the Greens.  Another has Labour holding the seat, albeit with a vastly reduced majority.  Bookies favour the Greens as victors.

If Starmer survives the by-election, there is another even bigger pitfall around the corner - May's elections.  He may have staved off defeat in almost 30 council areas by cancelling those elections, but there will still be thousands of seats up for grabs and, crucially, there are huge elections taking place in Scotland and Wales.  Nothing short of second place will do for Labour in Scotland (they are currently polling behind the SNP and Reform), but it is Wales that could present a crushing blow by dislodging Labour from power for the first time in the history of the Senedd.  Labour are currently trailing Plaid and Reform by a country mile.

So Starmer could limp on until May, but such dire election results are almost certain to finish him off.

Ministerial resignations will undoubtedly follow, and a challenger or challengers will arise.  However, replacing Starmer is not necessarily the solution to Labour's woes.  Replacing Johnson (twice) did little to reverse Tory fortunes, and the two current Labour frontrunners are tainted before they even throw their hats in the ring.  Rayner (the current bookies' favourite) has unresolved tax scandals and Streeting has his own close links to Mandelson that will come under increasing scrutiny.

It may be that a third candidate steals their thunder and swoops in to take the top prize.  Just imagine the calamity of Net Zero Ed in Number Ten, after having been decisively rejected by the electorate in 2015.  He'd immediately come under huge pressure to call an early general election, for democracy's sake.  Or perhaps we could get a Labour leader who breaks the glass ceiling on multiple fronts - the first female Labour leader, its first leader of colour, the first Muslim PM?  Shabana Mahmood's profile has risen inexorably in the past year, but her socially conservative views will draw the ire of establishment progressives, some of whom may finally begin to see the dead end folly of their Islamo-woke alliance.

Perhaps there will be another unforeseen candidate who takes the crown, but whatever happens there are no obvious quick fixes to the unmitigated disaster of this Labour government.

Monday, 9 February 2026

MEME MONDAY #69

Output was temporarily reduced last week as we both had to be back in the Midlands for what we dearly hope to be the last funeral for a wee while.  Memes will be flying thick and fast again this week as Starmer's grip on power ebbs away.

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Mon 2 Feb - 62 shares
Tue 3 Feb - 401 shares
Fri 6 Feb - 296 shares
Sat 7 Feb - 108 shares
Sun 8 Feb - 100 shares
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Sunday, 8 February 2026

BOATWATCH #45

The winter lull continues, with just one boat arriving last week.  It's amazing to think that 56 colonists can squeeze into one inflatable, but then they only have to make it a few miles into the Channel before they are collected by Border Farce or RNLI collaborator vessels.

And then it's off to the land of milk and honey and four star hotels...

WARMONGERING FABIAN NONSENSE

Labour backbencher Jeevun Sandher likes to do the media rounds and maintain a high profile.  He is a longstanding member of the Fabian Society and supports progressive globalist death cult values.  As such, he was a co-sponsor of the Terminally Ill Adults (End of Life) Bill, the despicable attempt to introduce Nazi-style euthanasia to the UK with a long-term view to expand to more and more eligible groups.  Naturally, he is also a warmonger.

Last week the Loughborough MP made a shameful scaremongering video and posted it to his social media. He stood in front of the Churchill plinth in Parliament Square and declared that "Churchill was right", before embarking on a one minute geopolitical rant comparing Putin to Hitler and demanding that Britain and Europe prepare for war.

Watch the full clip below.


Sandher's absurd scaremongering routine falls apart demonstrably easy.  His bogeyman invaded the Ukraine four years ago and in all that time Russian forces have only managed to expand their occupation to a measly 20 per cent of the Ukraine's internationally recognised territory.  This includes the territory already in de facto control of Moscow following the Donbas War and its annexation of Crimea.

At this current rate of advance, it would take Russia around a hundred years to reach the Western borders of Ukraine and fully occupy the country, at which time Vladimir Putin would be aged 173.

For the record, Jeevun Sandher would be 135.

Presumably, at this point, Putin would finally engage his forces in Finland or Poland, and - following another 500 years of sluggish Russian advances across Europe - the 700 year old vampire Putin would finally bear down on Blighty.

When simple facts meet Sandher's distorted reality, they create science fiction at best.  Woeful and desperate stuff from the death cult.

Do one chancer, and get your sinuses checked out.

Thursday, 5 February 2026

COUNCIL BY-ELECTIONS 05.02.26


After last week's solitary by-election, there were twice as many seats available this week - including a tricky Labour defence in the West Country.  We had this down as a Labour defeat, but they managed to hold the seat by the slender margin of 16 votes over newcomers Reform.  Labour had won this seat previously in a head to head with the Conservatives, with Labour ahead by 96 votes.  As you can see, there was a huge swing away from both Labour and the Conservatives, but not enough to give Reform the winning edge.

Reform still managed a gain on the night, winning the other by-election in a surprisingly easy win over the defending Plaid Cymru.  Reform came from nowhere to dislodge the phoney nationalists by 260 votes on the small island of Ynys Gybi (Holy Island in English).

Ynys Gybi, Isle of Anglesey County Council

Ref: 603 (43.9%) New
Pld: 343 (25.0%) -3.7%
Lab: 171 (12.5%) -11.3%
Grn: 118 (8.6%) New
Con: 112 (8.2%) -13.1%
Ind: 26 (1.9%) New

Ref GAIN from Pld

Clevedon South, North Somerset Council

Lab: 350 (29.0%) -25.4%
Ref: 334 (27.7%) New
Con: 224 (18.6%) -27.0%
Grn: 197 (16.3%) New
LDm: 100 (8.3%) New

Lab HOLD

Tuesday, 3 February 2026

TOON TUESDAY #89


We begin this week where we left off last week, with the end of Andy Burnham's leadership ambitions (for now, anyway).  We then move on to a bumper selection depicting Starmer's visit to China, a state run in a totalitarian fashion to which our PM aspires.  Finally, we end with the Dark Lord of Epstein Island...

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Matt Pritchett for The Daily Telegraph
Chris Riddell for The Observer
Patrick Blower for The Daily Telegraph
Andy Bunday on Instagram
Christian Adams for The Daily Telegraph
Morten Morland for The Times
Matt Pritchett for The Daily Telegraph
Peter Brookes for The Times
Morten Morland for The Times
Christian Adams for The Daily Telegraph
Nick Newman for The Sunday Times
Matt Pritchett for The Sunday Telegraph
Patrick Blower for The Daily Telegraph
Ben Jennings for The Guardian
Matt Pritchett for The Daily Telegraph
Morten Morland for The Times
Patrick Blower for The Daily Telegraph