Thursday, 14 May 2026

WHAT WE GOT RIGHT (AND WRONG)


There are no council by-elections this week, but there are four scheduled for next week.  We can expect a slew of contests this summer as a number of newly elected and poorly vetted Reform and Green councillors either jump ship or are pushed out.  Both parties have suspended several councillors within days of being elected.  Two Green councillors in London have already resigned over electoral law breaches, while a Reform councillor in Essex has resigned over unsavoury social media posts about Asian people.

Next week we'll begin our new election preview format, in which we will each issue an individual forecast for each seat.  This will save us a weekly phone call that can be quite time consuming as we don't always agree on the forecast and end up digressing into other matters!

We should also address the accuracy of our predictions for the big elections held last week - mixed results as always...

Firstly, what we got right.  We said we would probably see Labour's worst election results in history - statistically this proved to be the case overall.  Taking away the devolved government results, the local election results alone were the worst in Labour's history.  We said they would not only lose power in Wales, but they would finish third.  They actually finished a distant third.  We said Labour would lose overall control of 'many' of their councils where a third of seats were up for election.  30 Labour councils had a third of council seats up for grabs and the party lost overall control of 13 of these councils.  We said most Labour controlled councils would slip into no overall control, as proved to be the case.

The jury is still out on how Starmer exits, but we remain resolute in that prediction.  We underestimated his robotic resolve in clinging on, but we also overestimated the backlash of his comrades in the PLP.  Resignations did follow, but the cascade effect has not materialised and did not reach the lofty positions of Cabinet - with only one exception.  We said that Streeting would not be keen to go first, but that in the result that a stalking horse did not take the plunge, he would be forced to do so himself.  That has turned out to be the case - "a risky business if no-one follows suit".  So far, spot on in that respect.

As for the things we got wrong.  We said Labour would lose around two thousand seats, they actually lost 1,498.  We said they would end up with closer to 150 seats, but this was based on a Wikipedia entry that suggested they were defending 2,196 seats.  We understand that the correct figure was closer to 2,500, although the exact figure differs depending on the source.  So not a bad prediction in hindsight, though not quite as apocalyptic as we had foreseen.

We also predicted Labour would lose overall control of every single local authority outside London where all seats were up for election.  We would have got this spot on, were it not for one solitary council hold in Sefton, Merseyside.  Despite losing 15 seats, Labour remained way out in front of the second placed Lib Dems and retained control.

Finally, in Scotland we predicted the status quo in terms of a minority SNP government, but our insinuation that Labour could finish third did not bear fruit.  While Labour finished joint second with Reform on the number of seats won - 17 - they outperformed Reform in constituencies and technically finished ahead of Reform in terms of votes won and the percentage share of the vote.  Reform's inability to win a single Scottish constituency seat will be a worry to Farage if Reform are to win an outright majority in any general election.  Clearly, Scotland is not as sold on Reform as we envisaged.

Not a bad set of predictions, but we are still hoping to be proved wrong on the big question of Keir Starmer's premiership.  We said repeatedly that these elections would be the end of him, but we sincerely hope he remains in office.  He is our greatest asset.  Sometimes it's better to stick with what you know - and we know just how toxic and dreadful he is - rather than improve Labour's standing with a new face at the helm.  Finish them, Sir Keir.  Finish the party for good!

Tuesday, 12 May 2026

WHO'S QUIT TODAY?


The roll call of rebels and resignations continues to grow, as pressure increases on Keir Starmer.  The first ministerial resignation was confirmed prior to a Cabinet meeting in Number Ten at 09:30.  Communities minister Miatta Fahnbulleh (Peckham) wrote: "Our country faces enormous challenges and people are crying out for the scale of change that this requires.  The public does not believe that you can lead this change – and nor do I".

Starmer survived the Cabinet meeting relatively unscathed by all accounts, but he is reported to have refused point blank to meet with a group of ministers after the meeting.  The group apparently wanted to discuss his leadership.  Is he in denial?  Many of those in attendance were pictured entering Downing Street in good spirits and all smiles, in particular Dave Lammy, but also Peter Kyle, Darren Jones, Liz Kendall and Lord Hermer.  On the other hand, Wes Streeting and Ed Miliband arrived stony-faced.  Game faces?

More than three hours then passed, before Jess Phillips (Birmingham Yardley) quit her role as safeguarding minister.  She ended her resignation statement thus: "I'm not seeing the change I think I, and the country expect, and so cannot continue to serve as a minister under the current leadership".

Less than 45 minutes later a third minister resigned.  Alex Davies-Jones (Pontypridd), victims minister, wrote: "I implore you to act in the country's interest and set out a timetable for your departure".

There was another gap until the next resignation, with health minister Zubir Ahmed (Glasgow South West) breaking the news at 16:28:  "It is clear from recent days, that the public across the UK has now irretrievably lost confidence in you as prime minister".  Ahmed is the second resignation from Wes Streeting's department, following yesterday's departure of Joe Morris.

We will update this page if the resignations continue this evening.

TOON TUESDAY #102

No prizes for guessing what this week's selection of toons are focusing on...

Morten Morland for The Times
Dave Brown for The Independent
Morten Morland for The Times
Christian Adams for The Daily Telegraph
Peter Brookes for The Times
Dave Brown for The Independent.  This is Dave's last toon for the lefty rag
as they have let him go due to budget cuts.  Quite a talent, hopefully he
pops up somewhere else
Morten Morland for The Sunday Times
Steve Bright for The Sun
Andy Bunday on Instagram
Graeme Bandeira for The Northern Agenda
Pete Songi for The Guardian
Peter Brookes for The Times
Matt Pritchett for The Daily Telegraph
Patrick Blower for The Daily Telegraph
Christian Adams for The Sunday Telegraph
Matt Pritchett for The Sunday Telegraph

Monday, 11 May 2026

THE CASCADE BEGINS?


After several hours of relative calm on Monday afternoon, the resignations began.  The first came at 18:00 on the dot - Tom Rutland (East Worthing and Shoreham) quit his position as parliamentary private secretary (PPS) to the Environment Secretary Emma Reynolds.  He declared: "It is clear to me that the PM has lost authority, not just within the Parliamentary Labour Party, but across the country".  He added that he did not 'have faith in the PM' to meet the challenge posed by Reform UK.

Rutland was followed minutes, if not seconds later, by the PPS to Wes Streeting.  Joe Morris (Hexham) wrote: "It is in the best interests of the country and the party that the PM sets out a swift timetable to ensure that a new leader is in place to regain the confidence of the public".

Morris was followed around 45 minutes later by Naushabah Khan (Gillingham and Rainham), PPS to the Cabinet Office.  She called for 'new leadership' and 'a clear change of direction'.

Over an hour passed before a fourth PPS resigned.  Melanie Ward (Cowdenbeath and Kirkcaldy) stood down as Dave Lammy's PPS and echoed earlier resignation statements by declaring that the PM no longer had the 'trust and confidence of the public'.

The number of MPs publicly calling for Starmer to go is now also rising steadily.  Last night it stood at 42, but it has now risen to 64.  Earlier today the Housing Secretary Steve Reed claimed that 'around 90 per cent' of MPs wanted the PM to stay on.  Within hourse of this interview the number of MPs calling on Starmer to go had risen to almost 16 per cent of the PLP.

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MEME MONDAY #82

As to be expected in an election week, Karl ramped up the memes...

Mon 4 May - 11 shares
Mon 4 May - 542 shares
Mon 4 May - 1,727 shares
Tue 5 May - 50 shares.  Perfect framing!
Tue 5 May - 16 shares
Tue 5 May - 25 shares
Tue 5 May - 90 shares
Wed 6 May - 779 shares
Wed 6 May - 332 shares
Wed 6 May - 148 shares
Wed 6 May - 4 shares.  The result was as follows...
Con = 17
Ref = 277
Other = 6
No vote = 62
Thu 7 May - 983 shares
Thu 7 May - 1 share.  The first of two new Facebook cover photos
Thu 7 May - 6 shares.  The second cover photo is based on the Night King
from Game of Thrones
Thu 7 May - 5 shares.  We thought all the trannies were standing for the
Greens.  We were wrong!
Thu 7 May - 12 shares.  Cartoon by Christian Adams
Fri 8 May - 183 shares.  The worst day in the history of
Labour in Wales
Fri 8 May - 8 shares
Sat 9 May - 59 shares
Sun 10 May - 987 shares
Sun 10 May - 12 shares
Sun 10 May - 2 shares.  In honour of Bono's birthday.  The ultra narcissist is an
alumni of the WEF, a personal friend of Tony Blair's and all round
progressive tit
Sun 10 May - 35 shares
Sun 10 May - 35 shares.  Cartoon by Grizelda

It was also a bumper week for Facebook Stories...




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TOO LITTLE, TOO LATE


Catherine West's attempt to force a leadership challenge against Keir Starmer appears to have failed.  The Labour backbencher released a statement shortly after Starmer's make or break speech on Monday morning, which received a luke warm response at best.

West's statement in full:
"I have listened to the prime minister's speech this morning.  I welcome the renewed energy and ideas.  However, I have reluctantly concluded that this morning’s speech was too little, too late.

The results last Thursday show that the Prime Minister has failed to inspire hope.  What is best for the party and country now is for an orderly transition.
I am hereby giving notice to No 10 that I am collecting names of Labour MPs to call on the Prime Minister to set a timetable for the election of a new leader in September.

I want to thank everyone who has been in contact over the weekend to offer good wishes.  We need our best top team in place to fight the next election.  We owe working people up and down the country nothing less."

The news will be disappointing for Starmer's critics, especially as momentum seemed to build throughout Sunday.  The number of MPs publicly calling on him to go had more than doubled in 24 hours, from 20 to 42.  Both Streeting and Rayner also emerged from their collective post-election bunkers on Sunday evening.  Streeting is reported to have told Starmer that he is 'prepared to succeed him', but would not challenge the PM directly.  Weak.

Meanwhile, Rayner put Starmer on notice in a speech, declaring: "What we are doing isn't working, and it needs to change".  However, instead of positioning herself as the person to make that change, she endorsed the return of Andy Burnham to the Commons: "We must show we understand the scale of change the moment calls for, that means bringing our best players into Parliament".  It had been a 'mistake' to block him from standing in Gorton and Denton, she added.

There is still no sign that an MP is willing to make way for Burnham, but it could happen in the coming days as plotters look to keep up the pressure on Starmer.  Whether or not West's threat to raise a petition of Labour MPs can contribute to the pressure remains to be seen, but it would need to contain significantly more than the 42 MPs currently calling on him to go.

Starmer appears to be safe for another day, but it's going to be a long week as he licks his wounds on tenterhooks.