HAPPY EASTER

We had no plans for an Easter video this year, but then Richey's girlfriend surprises him with the generic chocolate eggs (again).  A hastily produced video ensued...

LONDON CLOWN SHOW 2026

Karl has been busier than usual on YouTube in the past week, thanks to some spare time.  Over several days he managed to compile a montage of clips from the big London march last weekend, introduced by none other than Claudia Webbe.  Remember her?

She was the short-lived Labour MP for Leicester East who was stripped of the party whip less than twelve months into her term as successor to the equally controversial Keith Vaz.  Having been found guilty of harassment, she escaped a recall petition by virtue of a suspended sentence and limped on as an independent to the 2024 election.  Thanks to her refusal to let go of the Westminster gravy train, she managed to deliver the only Conservative gain of that election by standing as an independent - holding onto more than half the Labour vote and turning the seat blue for the first time since 1987.

Anyway, if you want a good laugh at the depraved left - watch this video...

BOATWATCH #53

A flurry of boats on the first day of April certainly made fools of the British people who continue to suffer the daily consequences of colonisation, while footing the bill to pay for it.  Crossings may be down significantly from the same point this time last year, but if Iran becomes a failed state on the back of Trump's disastrous war we can expect another wave of Iranian refugees - only they won't be liberals fleeing the Mullahs this time, quite the opposite.

Total = 325 (down 137 from previous week)

SIR QUEER AND THE TERRORIST

We had a bit of fun with Ahmed al-Sharaa's controversial visit to Downing Street last week.  Make what you will of Richey's voiceover work here...

BURGON'S ISRAELI OWN GOAL

Dickie Burgon travelled to Cuba last week alongside former Labour comrade Jeremy Corbyn and those cheeky Gaelic rappers from Kneecap.  The band of Brit-hating commies were ostensibly delivering medical aid to the communist state, which has endured a US embargo since 1960.  Presumably they were not bold enough to try and crack the Israeli embargo of Gaza, as that would actually physical danger.  It seems that the Kneecap boys are not as tough as they make out, despite banging on about Palestine 365 days a year.

Anyway, speaking of Israel...

Not for the first time, community notes on X has brutally rinsed a politician.  Poor Dickie was not simply delivering medical aid, he was delivering medical aid sourced from the hated Israel!

Burgon was also corrected on his assertion that the embargo is somehow Trump's fault, despite the fact he was barely in high school when the US imposed sanctions against Cuba.  Furthermore, Cuba cut diplomatic ties with Israel in 1973, so any restrictions on Israeli goods predated the first Trump presidency by more than 40 years.

Leeds' finest is not the brightest!

COUNCIL BY-ELECTIONS 02.04.26

Thursday delivered a set of fascinating results, with four gains from four wards and some spectacular shifts in voting.  We predicted a mixed bag of results and called one out of four correctly, a step down from our 50 per cent success rate last week.

The free-for-all in Devon was particularly difficult to predict, with no independent candidates in a ward that overwhelmingly backed them last time round.  The Tories were the closest political party on that occasion, but were more than a thousand votes behind the winning candidate.  We thought they would triumph in this well-to-do rural ward, but they slumped to fourth as newcomers the Greens and Reform pushed past them.  However, it was the Lib Dems who stormed to victory, thanks to a huge surge that easily bested second placed Reform.  Labour finished last with just 12 votes.

It was a notional Conservative defence in Bury, with the incumbent having left the party last year following an acrimonious split in the local party.  We predicted a Tory hold, with Reform polling well and Labour slumping to at least third.  Labour did indeed find themselves in third, but it was Reform who triumphed, coming from nowhere to deny the Tories a comeback.

In Luton there was a very strong Lib Dem ward up for grabs.  Their biggest problem in defending the seat was the nature of the incumbent's departure - he was kicked off the council for not attending a single meeting in six months.  Despite this, we saw the Lib Dems holding off a challenge from the independent.  As it turned out, the independent trailed in a pitiful last place and it was Reform who were victorious.  Once again they stormed into first place as newcomers to the ward.

Finally, we get to the Labour defence in Rossendale, Lancashire.  This seat was vacated by an incumbent who upped sticks and left Labour Britain to set up home in Sicily.  Not exactly a ringing endorsement for Starmer and Reeves.  We predicted a Green gain, with Labour plummeting to at least third and Reform a strong second.  We were spot on with this forecast, as the Greens saw off newcomers Reform by 54 votes.

The Greens did not fare particularly well in the other three seats, with two third places and a fourth.  Reform, on the other hand, were top two finishes all round.  The May elections are now just five weeks away and it's going to be very, very interesting.

Tottington, Bury Metropolitan Borough Council

Ref: 929 (39.5%) New Con: 627 (26.7%) -19.1% Lab: 346 (14.7%) -14.5% Grn: 257 (10.9%) New Ind: 193 (8.2%) New

Ref GAIN from Con

Wigmore, Luton Borough Council

Ref: 576 (32.9%) New

LDm: 533 (30.4%) -24.2%

Grn: 344 (19.6%) +10.5%

Lab: 170 (9.7%) -0.3%

Con: 116 (6.6%) -4.4%

Ind: 13 (0.7%) New

Ref GAIN from LDm

Fremington, North Devon District Council

LDm: 752 (49.9%) +42.4%

Ref: 496 (32.9%) New

Grn: 131 (8.7%) New

Con: 116 (7.7%) -4.4%

Lab: 12 (0.8%) -7.8%

LDm GAIN from Ind

Hareholme & Waterfoot, Rossendale Borough Council

Grn: 636 (37.7%) +9.2% Ref: 582 (34.5%) New Lab: 324 (19.2%) -27.9% Con: 115 (6.8%) -17.6% LDm: 31 (1.8%) New

Grn GAIN from Lab

RED CARPET FOR AL-SHARAA

Ahmed al-Sharaa and Keir Starmer in 10 Downing Street

On Tuesday, Downing Street rolled out the red carpet for one of the Middle East's most prolific, cunning and enduring Islamic terrorists of all time.  Ahmed al-Sharaa has spent the last 23 years in violent struggle across multiple countries, somehow managing to survive while all the other jihadist leaders around him perished.  Despite being captured in Iraq in 2006 while planting explosives, he was conveniently released on a technicality just days before the outbreak of the Syrian Civil War - the conflict that would eventually deliver him the keys to Damascus as his band of Western-backed jihadists dislodged Bashar al-Assad from power.

Of course Keir Starmer and his globalist predecessors made their bed with al-Sharaa, so they now have to smile for the cameras and gloss over the stench of their own hypocrisy and blood-soaked history of the man who now wears a nice suit.  The West is ultimately responsible for the rise of al-Sharaa and all the corpses that litter his back catalogue of bombings, kidnappings, beheadings and civilian massacres.  Without the 2003 invasion of Iraq none of the chaos that ensued would have been possible and al-Sharaa's rise to power would be consigned to an alternative history.

The new President of Syria has yet to hold an election, but has promised one 'within five years'.  Will it ever happen and if so, will it be free and fair?  Will al-Sharaa turn out to be any more democratically legitimate than al-Assad, the man vilified by the West and who was ultimately removed from power because he was beyond globalist control?

A short introduction to Ahmed al-Sharaa can be viewed on our YouTube channel or watch below (three minute watch).

TOON TUESDAY #97

The Mandelson scandal re-emerged last week, thanks to the hugely convenient 'theft' of Morgan McSweeney's mobile phone.  Important messages surrounding Mandelson's controversial appointment  were thought to be on it and are likely now to never to see the light of day.  McSweeney even managed to give police the wrong address as to where the 'theft' supposedly occurred.  It all stinks.

This we'll get the fuel jokes out of the way first and end on a cheeky nod to all the nonces at the BBC...

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MEME MONDAY #76

The scourge of Islamism remained at the forefront of last week's array of memes.  We may as well pump them out before we are locked up for 'Islamophobia'...

Mon 23 Mar - 216 shares.  One week on there have been no charges in relation to
the Golders Green arson.  A little odd for such a high profile incident

Mon 23 Mar - 123 shares.  Velleman is also involved in Marxist group
Hope Not Hate, which gets most of its funding from trade unions and has
close ties to the Labour party.  Interesting to note that despite Netanyahu's
wars currently raging across the Middle East, Velleman's parents somehow
managed to fly in from Israel for the sentencing

Mon 23 Mar.  The algorithm didn't like this emoji poll and
distribution was limited.  Of the few who responded, 93 opted
for the angry emoji against 31 deluded souls for the teary emoji

Tue 24 Mar - 1 share

Tue 24 Mar - 76 shares

Thu 26 Mar - 9 shares.  One wonders whether the wee man is angling for a spot
on the Westminster gravy train through his new best pal Zack

Thu 26 Mar - 225 shares

Fri 27 Mar - 358 shares.  Best comment hands down - "I thought
that was the FA Cup for a second"

Sat 28 Mar - 166 shares

Sat 28 Mar - 249 shares.  Rayner remains the front runner in betting markets to
succeed Starmer, although the Labour leadership process takes so long that it
could be the autumn before Starmer's successor is confirmed (assuming he
resigns in May, as expected)

Sat 28 Mar - 92 shares.  The Met always downplay attendances, but the
comparison between their estimates in terms of Saturday's clown show against
Yaxley-Lennon's 'Unite the Kingdom' are damning for the left.  As has been shown
by their lacklustre counter-protests in recent years, the left can no longer
mobilise the numbers they once did

Sun 29 Mar - 77 shares.  Some questioned the accuracy of this meme,
but Karl did his research.  Western Europe is changing alarmingly fast and
burying one's head in the sand helps no-one but the colonists

Five Facebook Stories were published last week, including another alternative design for the 'Diversity Is Strength' series.  Karl feels that the Pepe Clown World design is not quite appropriate for some of the worse crimes.

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DOUBLING DOWN ON 20

Of all Labour's oppressive nanny state laws throughout the history of our nation, there are seldom few more unpopular than the blanket 20mph mandate in Wales.  Although the policy did feature in their 2021 Senedd manifesto, the reality for drivers when it was introduced two years later has been insufferable.  Longer journey times, increased traffic, an even greater threat of speeding fines and all round frustration.

As Labour looks set to fall from its 27 year grip on the Senedd, its politicians are beginning to reflect on the inevitable.  Of course they are not issuing any apologies, in fact quite the opposite - the narcissist control freaks are doubling down.  Ex-first minister Mark Drakeford told WalesOnline last week that he had 'no regrets' over Labour policies, including the 20mph mandate.  He said:  "We know from the latest figures there are people alive today who would not have been alive if we hadn't changed that."

He goes on to say that there have been '100 fewer life-changing accidents' as a result of the policy.  His colleague Julie James echoed the claim in a defence of the policy last week.  Addressing the Senedd, the minister said people opposed to the policy 'should be thoroughly ashamed', while making the bizarre claim that 'women and children' were now safer (apparently men's lives don't matter).  However, what Drakeford, James and their comrades conveniently fail to factor in is that ambulance times - in fact response times of all the emergency services - has increased thanks to growing congestion and heavier traffic resulting from the policy.  How many lives has that cost?

And what about the claim that the policy has 'cleaned up the air'?  James made the claim twice in her speech, without zero evidence to support it.  Repeated studies have found that the policy has had virtually zero effect on air pollution.  We would argue that increased road congestion, with engines idling in stationary traffic, cannot possibly result in 'cleaner air' - in fact quite the opposite.

Watch the clip below (one minute watch)

Of course the saddest thing about the outcome of the 2026 Senedd election is that despite Labour's demise, nothing will change.  Welsh voters look set to replace Labour with an equally damaging leftist successor - Plaid Cymru.  Worse still, Plaid will probably have to reach out to other leftist parties in order to form some kind of coalition government.  This could include Labour, but there will also be an option to include the Greens.  All three parties strongly support the 20mph policy, while the Greens want even tighter restrictions on motorists in order to get them off the road entirely.

Both Reform and the Conservatives have pledged to scrap the 20mph policy.  Hopefully, Welsh voters will wake up before May, but the likelihood suggests they face yet another five years of nanny state policies.  Vote better next time!

BOATWATCH #52

Unsettled weather appeared to discourage colonists last week, with a five day lull from Tuesday onwards.  Overall crossings to date this year remain on a par with Boriswave years, but have dropped below both 2024 and 2025 at the same stage.

Total =  462 (down 108 from previous week)

LONDON CLOWN SHOW

A rainbow coalition of political parties, trade unionists, communist groups, Islamists and coachloads of tofu-eating keffiyeh-clad middle class muppets bussed in from around the country descended on central London on Saturday.  Organisers had hoped that their high profile event, coined the 'Together Alliance', would be the largest leftist demonstration in history.  Well, shit.

Prior to any speeches as the march culminated in Trafalgar Square, organisers had decided to make the bold claim that turnout was 'half a million'.  Even if this were remotely true, the crowds on Saturday would still be eclipsed by various leftist marches of yesteryear.  The fact that organisers decided to land at such a conservative figure, instead of going down the Tommy Robinson route of claiming a turnout of 'millions', suggests that the real turnout was much lower and beneath the bravado it must have been bitterly disappointing.

The Metropolitan Police estimated crowd numbers to be ten times less than what the organisers had claimed - 'more like 50,000' - although Met estimates are always much lower and the truth is usually somewhere in between.  However, here's the real kicker for the leftists - the Met's estimated turnout for Tommy Robinson's 'Unite the Kingdom' march last September was 'between 110,000 and 150,000'.  Ouch.  Furthermore, the Met is hardly going to lend any bias towards the dreaded 'far right', so it appears that we have reached a point in our history that figures on the right can now mobilise 'at least' twice as many people as those on the left.  It should also be noted that Saturday's leftist march was actually a combination of two separate marches.  A separate Palestine march converged with the main Together Alliance march to boost numbers.

The march was led by a myriad of politicians from Labour, the Greens, Your Party and even Plaid Cymru.  Jeremy Corbyn and Zarah Sultana had notably put clear distance between each other as the tensions in their shitshow party continue.  In fact most of the Labour MPs appeared to put distance between themselves and Corbyn, instead gathering alongside Sultana.  Corbyn found himself marching next to the purple-haired Liz Saville-Roberts of Plaid Cymru.  The Green contingent at the head of the march included Zack Polanski, Mothin Ali, Rachel Millward and Hannah Spencer.  Labour MPs from the Socialist Campaign Group of usual suspects included Richard Burgon, John McDonnell, Apsana Begum, Diane Abbott, Ian Byrne and Bell Ribeiro-Addy.  Disgraced former Labour MP Claudia Webbe could also be seen mingling around her former PLP colleagues.  Stella Creasy was also present elsewhere on the march.

"What day is it, where am I" - Diane Abbott alongside PLP comrade Apsana Begum

Mothin Ali and Jeremy Corbyn pictured with some keffiyeh-clad goon holding a
disparaging anti-white working class placard

Lovely beret - Dawn Butler decked out in Reform colours

Dawn Butler was barely recognisable in a bizarre outfit topped by a beret that made her look like a 1980s Guardian Angel throwback, only in the light blue colours of Reform UK - an odd choice considering the 'far right' enemy they were supposedly marching against was largely characterised by Reform UK.  Of course, this is ridiculous in itself and made a mockery of the marchers' claims to be 'uniting' people.  If anyone who doesn't subscribe to your hard left agenda is 'far right' - including a very popular political outfit currently leading every single national poll, but which is increasingly looking like a rebranded Tory party - then the term 'far right' is meaningless and the only people you will be uniting is your communist clique of progressive bourgeois hypocrites.  Certainly, the Muslim groups that rocked up didn't want to be seen with you...

The Muslim Council of Britain, Muslim Association of Great Britain, Muslim Engagement and Definition (MEND) and Friends of Al-Aqsa were all represented along the route, but they segregated themselves from the debauchery of the progressives in front of them.  As Zack Polanski and Hannah Spencer pranced about on stage alongside half naked leather clad homosexuals, their colleague Mothin Ali was nowhere to be seen and the crowd in front of them was overwhelmingly - almost exclusively - white.  This moment epitomised the exploitation of both sides of the left-wing divide.  Depraved parties like Labour and the Greens need the rapidly growing Muslim electorate to maintain and expand their number of Westminster seats, while Islamists need depraved parties like Labour and the Greens to forge their own path to power.  The two are on an inevitable path towards a violent collision that is going to end very badly for the progressives.

It was no great surprise to see the words 'trojan horse' trending on X this weekend.

COUNCIL BY-ELECTIONS 26.03.26

It was two Tory defences and one each for Labour and the Lib Dems in Thursday's four contests.  We predicted a trio of gains for Reform, but in actual fact it was the Conservatives who emerged with three seats.  However, on closer inspection the results were not exactly inspiring for Kemi Badenoch.  Her party's share of the vote plummeted by around 20 percentage points in all but one of the four seats, mustering a meagre 2.5 per cent increase to take a Lib Dem seat in Oxfordshire.

That seat in the Vale of White Horse was a hard one to call, but we predicted that Reform's presence would eat into the Tory vote enough to hand them a sensational gain in an overwhelmingly middle class battleground.  In fact, what happened was Reform took a significant swing from the Lib Dems and helped deliver the seat to the Conservatives.  This marked a return for the Tories to a council that has been dominated by Lib Dems and Greens in recent years.  Perhaps we should now keep an eye out for the Vale of White Horse's solitary Tory councillor, judging by Lee Evans' sinister number of votes!

In Sevenoaks, Kent, we thought Reform would decide that seat as well - potentially gifting it to the Lib Dems, but more likely winning it outright.  Instead, the Lib Dem vote went down and Reform took second place as the Tories held on, despite dropping more than 20 percentage points.

Having wrongly predicted two Reform gains, we finally hit some form in the two Lincolnshire seats.  The two vacancies had arisen through the deaths of long-standing Lab-Con incumbents.  In Axholme Central ward, we correctly forecast a Conservative hold, while in Brumby we felt that Reform may have too much for Labour.  Labour's vote there collapsed by more than 33 per cent, allowing Reform to storm ahead from scratch with more than half of the vote.

Labour's vote also collapsed in the other Lincolnshire seat, by more than 25 per cent, and they finished last in the Vale of White Horse with just 13 votes.  The Greens didn't exactly set the results on fire, mustering a couple of third places and collecting the wooden spoon in Kent.

Brumby, North Lincolnshire Council

Ref: 769 (52.3%) New

Lab: 410 (27.9%) -33.6%

Grn: 133 (9.1%) +4.2%

Con: 110 (7.5%) -21.9%

LDm: 37 (3.2%) -1.1%

Ref GAIN from Lab

Axholme Central, North Lincolnshire Council

Con: 928 (49.2%) -19.6%

Ref: 668 (35.5%) New

Grn: 157 (8.3%) New

Lab: 103 (5.5%) -25.7%

LDm: 28 (1.5%) New

Con HOLD

Halstead, Knockholt & Badgers Mount, Sevenoaks District Council

Con: 561 (44.2%) -20.7%

Ref: 378 (29.8%) New

LDm: 266 (20.9%) -14.2%

Grn: 58 (5.1%) New

Con HOLD

Stanford, Vale of White Horse District Council

Con: 666 (45.9%) +2.5%

LDm: 395 (27.2%) -17.0%

Ref: 261 (18.0%) New

Grn: 115 (7.9%) -4.5%

Lab: 13 (1.0%) New

Con GAIN from LDm

WOKE WEDNESDAYS #51

Hardly any big film or TV franchise seems safe from the scourge of hard left social engineering.  Activists appear to have taken over Hollywood and the entertainment industry, dictating that DEI must now be ingrained in any project lest it be barred from awards consideration.  How ironic that the biggest loudmouth adherents of this poison cry 'fascism' in their persistent verbal assaults on the Trump administration.  Yes, Mark Ruffalo and comrades, if woke messenging is now mandatory viewing for punters who simply long to be entertained - then you are not quite the freedom loving liberals you appear to present yourselves as.  Quite the opposite.

With the woke destruction of beloved long-running sci-fi staples as Doctor Who and Star Wars, it is no great surprise to see Star Trek also being dragged into the gutter and along the same path of debauched demise.  The latest series - Star Trek: Starfleet Academy - has dialled up the woke to eleven, epitomised by a Klingon character who is biologically male, but wears a skirt or a dress in multiple scenes and forms a relationship with a male human character.  The show is led by a female captain played by Holly Hunter, whose behaviour would certainly raise the eyebrows of past captains such as Kirk and Picard.  The diverse cast includes gays, lesbians and not content with a multi-racial array of actors, some of the characters themselves are 'mixed race' ie. half Klingon- half Tellarite, half human-half Lanthanite and so on.

As with previous propaganda pieces such as Star Wars: The Acolyte and various Marvel Studios tv shows, the critics lapped up the slop.  However, the people who have actually invested in these franchises for the best part of a life time - the fans - have reacted somewhat differently.

Unsurprisingly, Starfleet Academy was dead on arrival.  A second series had been filmed back-to-back with the first, but it will be the last to air.  Once again, the lofty views of woke critics cannot save a production from cancellation - it's bums on seats and financial returns that maintain franchises.  This repeated cycle of woke and broke really is the epitome of idiocy - doing the same thing over and over again, in the hope of a different result, but failing every single time.

When will the people who own these studios revert back to entertaining their audience, instead of indoctrinating them and/or ripping into them when they voice their disapproval?  How much more money can these studios afford to lose?

The last Woke Wednesday - Christmas free trees in Tesco - generated 24 comments and 19 shares on Facebook.

TOON TUESDAY #96

The war on Iran and its consequences dominated last week's toons, with some artists bringing Angela Rayner's insurgency into the equation.  Rayner reportedly delivered a damning speech to Labour activists in a Westminster boozer last week, albeit she did not actually name the dear leader she was obliterating.  The following quote appears to suggest she is very much gearing up for a leadership challenge after May's looming electoral disaster:  "The very survival of the Labour party is at stake.  As a party and a movement we cannot hide, we cannot go through the motions in the face of decline.  We are running out of time."

Downing Street refused to comment.

Are we ready for Rayner?  God help us...

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