BRASS NECK GREENS

Seeing as it's Toon Tuesday, we thought we'd publish this 'controversial' toon in a separate post.  This appeared in The Times on Saturday, drawn by Peter Brookes (famed for his depiction of Ed Miliband as Wallace from Wallace & Gromit).  The cartoon is a reference to Zack Polanski's endorsement of an X post in which the user criticised police officers for the manner in which they disarmed a knife-wielding maniac in Golders Green.  The post read: "So essentially these officers were repeatedly and violently kicking a mentally ill man in the head when he was already incapacitated by taser".

Take a close look at how Zack Polanski is depicted here...

As far as we're concerned - and we're pretty sure you'll agree - there is absolutely nothing untoward here.  It's not the greatest likeness, but fairly clear who it is from the high hairline, gap in the front teeth and the very obvious Green rosette.

Now get this - Polanski and his supporters have accused Peter Brookes and The Times newspaper of 'anti-Semitism'!

Brookes has faced a deluge of criticism on social media, likening his cartoon to Nazi-era German depictions of Jews.  Those cartoons look nothing like Brookes' drawing and asides from the jug ears, there is little exaggeration in the facial characteristics of someone who - let's be honest - is one ugly motherfucker.  The fact he is Jewish is actually irrelevant.

This hasn't stopped the Green Party writing an official complaint to The Times, Polanski publicly claiming it as 'a pretty vile anti-Semitic caricature' and leftists like Owen Jones echoing the complaints.  The brass neck of the left is unreal.  They have spent years marching alongside the most vile of Jew haters, ingratiating themselves to a community crammed full of Jew hating Muslims, while Polanski himself has poured scorn on the very existence of a Jewish state.

In the days leading up to Brookes' cartoon, two Green Party candidates were arrested for social media posts which included the endorsement of attacks on synagogues.  Several other Green candidates are also alleged to have made anti-Semitic social media posts, while ex-party leader Caroline Lucas has today called on the party to act swiftly on the issue.

So for Polanski's crazy gang to accuse someone else of 'anti-Semitism' is more than a bit rich.

At the time of writing, neither Peter Brookes or The Times appear to have given the accusations any time of day.  Quite rightly so!

TOON TUESDAY #101

This week we've got a bumper edition to make up for the last fortnight's absence of topical toons.  We begin, of course, with the scandal that just won't go away...

Peter Brookes for The Times

Dave Brown for The Independent

Matt Pritchett for The Daily Telegraph

Christian Adams for The Sunday Telegraph

Ben Jennings for The Guardian

Morten Morland for The Sunday Times

Matt Pritchett for The Daily Telegraph

Dave Brown for The Independent

Martin Rowson for The Guardian

Peter Brookes for The Times

Morten Morland for The Times

Morten Morland for The Times

Morten Morland for The Times

Christian Adams for The Daily Telegraph

Dave Brown for The Independent

Christian Adams for The Daily Telegraph

Patrick Blower for The Daily Telegraph

Nick Newman for The Spectator

Graeme Bandeira for The Northern Agenda

Ben Jennings for The Guardian

Nick Newman for The Sunday Times

Patrick Blower for The Daily Telegraph

Patrick Blower for The Daily Telegraph

Steve Bright for The Sun

Patrick Blower for The Daily Telegraph

Christian Adams for The Sunday Telegraph

Christian Adams for The Daily Telegraph

Pete Songi on X

Bonus toon!  Slightly out of place with the focus on Mandelson, the elections and imminent leadership challenge, but hilarious stuff from Matt nonetheless...

Matt Pritchett for The Daily Telegraph

THE END IS NIGH

Election day is almost here and it's set to unleash a killer blow for our embattled PM.  Starmer's premiership has been a slow motion disaster of self-inflicted wounds, but it will be over soon - unfortunately.  Why do we say that?  Because Starmer is so toxic, the longer he stays on the more damage he does to his despicable party.  Yes, the country suffers too, but we must endure hard times in order to survive, grow and prosper as a nation.  In other words, the potential death of the Labour party is worth short-term pain if it means we can one day reverse the long-term damage the Uniparty has done.  

Starmer is doing such a marvellous job of ensuring the death of the Uniparty system, but his own political demise is now inevitable.  Thursday's elections will deliver quite possibly the worst results that Labour has experienced in its entire history.

This is how we see it going down...

Where all council seats are up for election, Labour will lose control of every single one of its councils outside London.  Many of these will slip into no overall control as Reform, the Greens, Lib Dems and independents all hammer Labour.  Labour will also lose control of many of the local authorities where only a third of seats are up for election.

The party is defending 2,196 council seats going into these local elections and we expect them to lose as many as two thousand of them and emerge with closer to 150 council seats or even less.  This will lead to some messy arrangements, with Greens and Muslim independents likely to emerge as significant players on local authorities in the mill towns, east London and Birmingham.  We look forward to seeing how they cope with filling in potholes and emptying bins after they campaigned on a platform of defending a quasi-state thousands of miles away in the Middle East.

Labour will also lose control of Wales for the first time in the 27 year history of the Welsh Assembly.  It's not clear who will emerge as the largest party, but it will be either Reform UK or Plaid Cymru.  Most pollsters have Plaid narrowly ahead or tied, while Survation recently gave Reform a narrow lead.  The way that the Senedd is set up makes it almost impossible for a single party to govern effectively and with a close result expected there are likely to be cross-party deals made.  With the Tories facing near wipeout, Reform don't have many options available to them.  The most likely scenario is Plaid will enter into some kind of arrangement with either Labour or the Greens (or both, if their combined numbers are required for a voting majority).

In Scotland the separatist status quo will remain rooted in Holyrood, largely thanks to the collapse in Labour's popularity across Great Britain as a whole.  All eyes will be on how few seats Labour win in Scotland and whether they will be pushed into third by Reform.  This will be another crushing blow, but it won't be quite as bad as we had previously suggested.  The Greens are experiencing a bit of a poll slide north of the border and it looks unlikely they will overtake Labour as the main leftist opposition to the leftist government.  It looks like Labour won't crash to fourth in either Wales or Scotland, but third place in both would be devastating regardless.

Disastrous results in England, Wales and Scotland will be the knock out blow to Starmer.

It's hard to predict what our robotic PM will do in the wake of such a colossal electoral disaster, but one of two things will happen and both will result in his resignation.

Firstly, he simply resigns on Friday.  This probably won't happen first thing on Friday, as votes in Scotland and Wales aren't being counted until Friday morning.  The full scale of the disaster will be clear to him by lunch-time.

The second - and possibly more likely scenario - is that he is forced out by a series of resignations and almost total loss of support in the PLP (Parliamentary Labour Party).  Who will lead the resignations is not clear, as it is not necessarily the challenger who takes the lead.  Streeting may wait for a stalking horse or already have one lined up.  If none take the plunge, then he may be forced to do so himself - which is always a risky business if no-one follows suit.  However, once it is abundantly clear to MPs that their places on the Westminster gravy train are under severe threat, they will turn on Starmer very quickly indeed.

There was a slogan doing the rounds ahead of the 2017 general election about making June 'the end of May'.  It didn't quite work out that way, but we're pretty confident that May will be the end of Starmer.

MEME MONDAY #81

Karl is ramping up the memes as election day draws closer and the likely end of Starmer's premiership.  We begin with our most popular meme of the year so far...

Mon 27 Apr - 5,506 shares.  The trial began and not a single mainstream
media outlet reported it for three days.

Tue 28 Apr - 52 shares

Wed 29 Apr - 174 shares.  Hughes was caught in a police sting, similar to that of
his London comrade, Cllr Liron Velleman.  Velleman escaped with a suspended
sentence, Hughes did not.

Wed 29 Apr - 418 shares.  This woman could not only be our
first Muslim PM, but our first Islamist PM.  Scary.  She is
currently fifth in betting markets to succeed Starmer, behind
Rayner, Burnham, Streeting and Miliband.

Thu 30 Apr - 12 shares.  Witherden refused even to provide a
response to journalists when his office was asked about the
accusation.

Fri 1 May - 44 shares

Fri 1 May - 803 shares

Sat 2 May - 67 shares.  The framing of the Golders Green attack as a 'terrorist
attack' was another co-ordinated scam between government, police and media.
No mention was given to the Muslim victim - an acquaintance of the perpetrator -
until he appeared in court.  Starmer and his government used the knifing of two
Jews in order to perpetuate fear.

Sat 2 May - 11 shares

Sat 2 May - 1 share.  A slight re-edit on an old meme.  While many Labour
MPs continue to promote trans nonsense, the Greens have clearly seized
trans policy.  Of course, they won't be including this policy area on any
their campaign literature in Muslim areas.

Sat 2 May - 823 shares

Sun 3 May - 31 shares

Sun 3 May - 42 shares.  In order to remove our freedoms
with the least possible resistance, the state requires a
population that is in a constant state of fear.  The
number of sheeple buying it continues to dwindle.
Question everything.

Sun 3 May - 539 shares.  This meme was beautifully set up by
our series of Green freak show Facebook Stories.

Sun 3 May - 10 shares

Six Facebook Stories were published last week, including another two editions of Diversity is Strength and two more editions of the Green freak show...

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