Tuesday, 17 February 2026

TOON TUESDAY #91

A tough week for Chairman Starmer, but he's survived - for now.  Potential challengers are sharpening their knives ready to strike when the next scandal or electoral defeat rocks up.  The behind-the-scenes shenanigans was brilliantly illustrated by cartoonists from left and right last week, including a welcome return for Peter Brookes' portrayal of Ed Miliband as Wallace.  Please note that Morten Morland of The Times beat The Telegraph's Christian Adams to the 'Withering Heights' concept by a full week...

Andy Davey for The Daily Telegraph
Christian Adams for The Daily Telegraph
Morten Morland for The Times
Christian Adams for The Sunday Telegraph
Morten Morland for The Sunday Times
Ben Jennings for The Guardian
Ben Jennings for The Guardian
Patrick Blower for The Daily Telegraph
Morten Morland for The Times
Andy Bunday on Instagram
Patrick Blower for The Daily Telegraph
Ella Baron for The Guardian
Morten Morland for The Times
Matt Pritchett for The Sunday Telegraph
Ben Jennings for The Guardian
Morten Morland for The Sunday Times
Matt Pritchett for The Daily Telegraph
Peter Brookes for The Times
Matt Pritchett for The Daily Telegraph

THE RIGHT (DIS)UNITED

Rupert Lowe's decision to relaunch his Restore Britain pressure group as a political party has drew a mixed response to say the least.  Some are elated about what they see as an ethno-conservative party that can challenge the multi-cultural establishment, while others have lashed out at what they see as a major split in the right and a gift to Starmer and the left.  Some question whether Reform and the Tories are even 'right-wing' parties to begin with, while others on this so-called 'right' have deployed the tactics of the left by labeling Lowe and his new party 'racists'.

Name-calling won't bother Lowe.  Since his ejection from Reform, he has steadily built a profile as a no nonsense straight talking guy who appeals to a demographic that has long tired of suave fork-tongued politicians.  In years gone by the emergence of a new party would merely be a flash in the pan that would quickly be muted by the Lab-Con protection racket that has destroyed British democracy for decades.  Now, with the destruction of the Uniparty in full flow, democracy is booming like never before.  The game has changed.

So who should be concerned about the rise of Lowe?  A recent poll put Restore Britain on ten per cent, level with the Lib Dems in fifth place.  Crucially, this cut Reform's poll lead in half, from ten points to five.  Clearly, Farage's decision to eject Lowe could prove catastrophic to his hopes of winning the next general election.  However, there is no need for Reformers to panic just yet and they can look to a recent example from the left for potential salvation.

When Zarah Sultana rashly announced she and Jeremy Corbyn were launching a new party on the left, it appeared to be a hammer blow to Starmer and Labour, who were already reeling from a tough (self-inflicted) start to government.  It was viewed by many - including BTLP - as a major split in the making.  However, what followed was the most disastrous launch and development of a party we care to remember.  Eight months on 'Your Party' has no visible leader, has had more ins and outs in Westminster than even Reform and has not fielded a single candidate in an election to date.  In that time, the Greens have emerged as the biggest threat to Labour on the left, and they were endorsed by none other than 'Your Party' in the forthcoming Gorton and Denton by-election.

Unlike Corbyn, Rupert Lowe is relatively new to politics.  Yes, he's built up a cult following on social media and produced a snazzy video to announce his new party, but can he build an actual root and stem political party and make it a success?  Time will tell, but if he wishes to usurp Farage and enter Number Ten in his place, he cannot waste the best part of this year squabbling with colleagues and failing to contest elections.  We are already almost half way thought this parliament.

Starmer and Labour will obviously very happy with this development, but it will not rescue them from a pitiful exit from government in three years.  Their voters are ditching them in hitherto unseen numbers, many to the Greens, but also to Reform.  Both Labour and the Tories are becoming less and less relevant and May's elections will show that.


It's by no means representative of anything other than our own social media following, but we thought we'd test the water with an emoji poll over the weekend.

At the time of writing the results are as follows.

Lowe = 2,519 (57.1%)
Farage = 1,067 (24.2%)
Badenoch = 209 (4.7%)

None = 617 (14.0%)

As ever, we do not endorse any political party at BTLP, regardless of the ebb and flow of the party political leanings of our supporters.  A broad church is how we defeat the establishment, not a myriad of ever splintering political parties.

Monday, 16 February 2026

MEME MONDAY #70

As promised, it was a bumper week for our Karl and the increase in output just happened to coincide with Chairman Starmer's worst week yet as PM.  Unfortunately, our distribution on Facebook remains drastically low with no obvious reason for the reduction.  As such, this hits our monetisation hard and last month's return from Meta was a record low.

While this started as a hobby almost eleven years ago, it has grown into a major project that is hampered by the fact we both work full time.  Funding could seriously impact our ability to do more, but sadly we generate barely enough to pay for our web domain and X subscription.  Donations are rare, but incredibly helpful as they are a crucial morale booster that shows us that our efforts are in some way appreciated.  The best way to do this is through the buymeacoffee site here, which we have re-styled as 'Buy us a pint each'.

Thank you.

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Sunday, 15 February 2026

BOATWATCH #46

A small flurry of boats during the course of Sunday and Monday were met by collaborator vessels in the Channel and those RNLI/Border Farce taxis brought more than 500 colonists ashore.  Bad weather later moved in and stalled further small boat crossings.  According to Migration Watch UK, only 2023 and 2025 exceeded the current total at this early stage in the year.


Total = 541 (up 485 from previous week)

Thursday, 12 February 2026

COUNCIL BY-ELECTIONS 12.02.26


Two seats were available on Thursday, with a third having been decided earlier this week.  All three of this week's vacancies have come about through the demise of the incumbents.

As we predicted, the Tories had too much in Bradford to easily hold off Reform.  The defending party was aided by a campaign gift from Reform, who had demanded the election go ahead despite the fact that the seat is vacated in 12 weeks time anyway.  The cost to the taxpayer was reportedly £30,000.

Not for the first time this week, the Labour party slumped to fourth place from first in Thursday's other contest.  Reform came from nowhere to take the Peterborough seat by a slender margin of 36 votes over the Greens.  As you can see from all three seats - the Labour vote is in freefall.

Worth Valley, City of Bradford Metropolitan District Council

Con: 1,815 (51.7%) -4.7%
Ref: 917 (26.1%) New
Lab: 425 (12.1%) -19.6%
Grn: 245 (7.0%) -1.0%
LDm: 83 (2.4%) -1.6%
Ind: 29 (0.8%) New

Con HOLD

Fletton & Woodston, Peterborough City Council

Ref: 565 (29.4%) New
Grn: 529 (27.6%) +16.2%
Con: 419 (21.8%) -11.8%
Lab: 323 (16.8%) -31.2%
LDm: 84 (4.4%) -0.7%

Ref GAIN from Lab

In Tuesday's action, Labour plummeted to fourth place in west Wales.  They had previously won the seat in a head-to-head with the Conservatives, but on Tuesday fell behind three newcomers.  The untimely death of their disabled councillor at the age of 34 didn't draw much sympathy among voters in the port town, with Plaid taking advantage of a very poor turnout.

Fishguard North East, Pembrokeshire County Council

Pld: 253 (33.8%) New
LDm: 135 (18.0%) New
Ref: 95 (12.7%) New
Lab: 83 (11.1%) -47.9%
Ind: 79 (10.5%) New
Con: 69 (9.2%) -31.9%
Ind: 35 (4.7%) New

Pld GAIN from Lab

Tuesday, 10 February 2026

TOON TUESDAY #90

This week we begin where we left off last week - with the scandal that could be the beginning of the end for Keir Starmer.  The Mandelson-Epstein affair dominated the toons all week and we end here with a flurry of Olympics-themed references to the direction of travel for our embattled PM...

Dave Brown for The Independent
Harry Burton for The Times
Matt Pritchett for The Daily Telegraph
Ben Jennings for The Guardian
Matt Pritchett for The Daily Telegraph
Nicola Jennings for The Guardian
Dave Brown for The Independent
Patrick Blower for The Daily Telegraph
Andy Davey for The Sunday Telegraph
Chris Riddell for The Observer
Steve Bright for The Sun
Graeme Bandeira for The Northern Agenda
Christian Adams for The Daily Telegraph
Nick Newman for The Sunday Times
Nick Newman for The Sunday Times
Morten Morland for The Times
Stanley McMurtry for The Mail on Sunday
Pete Songi for The Mirror
Christian Adams for The Daily Telegraph
Steve Bright for The Sun
Peter Brookes for The Times
Patrick Blower for The Daily Telegraph
Matt Pritchett for The Daily Telegraph
Andy Davey for The Daily Telegraph
Ben Jennings for The Guardian
Guy Venables for Metro