Showing posts with label Twit of the week. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Twit of the week. Show all posts

Saturday, 23 February 2019

TWIT OF THE WEEK


With all the media attention on the Gang of Seven it was vital they did not make a pigs ear of it on Day One.  Step forward Angela Smith, arguably the most odious member of the collective.  Smith is renowned for voting against the triggering of Article 50 - not by itself particularly shocking, but 61 per cent of her constituents voted to leave the EU.

Unfortunately for the Gang of Seven it was Angela who appeared as their representative on Politics Live.  This came in the wake of their press conference in which each of the MPs denounced Labour anti-Semitism.  Angela's appearance on Politics Live couldn't have been worse as she stuttered and dithered her way to a race row of her own...


How Chuka, Luciana and co must have cringed!  Worse still, sitting opposite her on Politics Live was none other than Ash Sarkar, famous for her "I'm literally a communist" outburst and one of Corbyn's biggest tubthumpers.  It was a coup for the Corbynistas.

Whatever Angela Smith was trying to say is open to interpretation, but the general consensus is that she was leading to the words 'funny tinge'.  She later apologised in an equally cringeworthy video on Twitter...


Unfortunately that wasn't the end of it for hapless Smith.  Instead of going to ground for a day or two she appeared on Sky News the following day to give another disastrous interview in which she claimed her Politics Live gaffe was because she was "very, very tired".  There must be lots of ambulance workers out there, veterinary surgeons on call - or just poor unfortunates with mind-numbing insomnia - who don't resort to casual racism when they've had a rough night!


It couldn't have happened to a nicer anti-democrat.  Like her TIG colleagues, Angela won't be giving her constituents the opportunity to re-elect her in a by-election.  Why should we be surprised?  After all, she's already spent the last two and a half years trying to do the opposite to what they voted for in the EU referendum!

Saturday, 22 December 2018

TWIT OF THE WEEK

It would have been very easy to divert from the Twitterverse for this week's award as there has been so much Labour twittery at large in the real world.  First there was 'stupidwomangate' and Corbyn's return to the chamber only to lie about it.  This was followed by the conviction of Peterborough MP Fiona Onasanya for perverting the course of justice.  Fiona responded by sending her colleagues a biblical message comparing her situation to that of Christ and his disciples...

"I am in good Biblical company along with Joseph, Moses, Daniel and his three Hebrew friends who were each found guilty by the courts of their day. ... Of course this is equally true of Christ who was accused and convicted by the courts of his day".

Fiona Onasanya MP

Labour withdrew the whip immediately and urged her to resign.  At the time of writing, she hasn't.

No, this week we've elected to stay with Twitter and, for the second time this year, name loony Lord Adonis 'twit of the week'.


With his outlandish Brexit claims, the remain-obsessive is on a par with Labour colleague - barmy Ben Bradshaw - they are both convinced the referendum was 'stolen in a Russian plot'.  We didn't think Lord Adonis could surprise us again, but exploiting the Gatwick drone saga and linking it to Brexit is almost off the scale.  Apparently planes will be grounded on March 29th!

At the time of the screencap above the top response to his tweet was from user @dasendri.  This invoked an apparently straight-faced (and equally barmy) response from @nicksonp to which @dasendri replied with an infinitely superior quip.  Top trolling.

Unfortunately we can no longer troll Andy Adonis directly because he blocked us some time ago.  You can run, but you can't hide.  Snowflake.

Saturday, 8 December 2018

TWIT OF THE WEEK


A staggeringly misjudged tweet by arrogant remoaner MP Mary Creagh.  The tweet quickly went viral and drew a huge backlash from irate firemen, doctors, nurses, vets, security guards - to name a few professions who work day and night, and not earning anywhere near Mary's wage packet mind.

Predictably, Creagh deleted the tweet once it all got too much for her.  Below are just a few of the many, many responses to her ignorant out of touch attempt to draw some sympathy...









Oops!

Saturday, 3 November 2018

TWIT OF THE WEEK

Diane, Diane, Diane.  Or 'Dianne' as so many erroneously refer to her.  There's only one 'n' in moron too.  This week Diane has been spouting off nonsense as she does most weeks, when she isn't having one of her mysterious illnesses that is.  On Thursday she gave a speech to the National Police Chief's Council.  How unfortunate for them.

Diane's key message was how bad Brexit will be for our old bill.  She announced to her beleaguered audience that Britain would become a haven for terrorists, gangsters and paedophiles upon leaving the EU.  Presumably she said this with a straight face.  This coming from a woman who is an advocate of open borders, who famously ridiculed Ed Miliband's pledge on immigration controls.


Diane explained to the police chiefs that criminals wanted by Europol would flee to Brexit Britain as a safe haven.  The main problem with this outlandish suggestion is that free movement will end after Brexit, whereas Labour would do the complete opposite and open the floodgates.  And for Diane to preach about terrorists and paedophiles flooding into Britain is a bit rich to say the least.  She is pals with terrorists and her party has overseen the greatest paedophile scandal of our time - namely the Pakistani grooming gangs raping white children en masse up and down the country aided and abetted by a conspiracy of silence within Labour councils (and in some cases more hands on).

She's not just a twit, she's a dangerous idiot.

Saturday, 27 October 2018

TWIT OF THE WEEK


Poor downtrodden feminist student snowflake leftie hypocrite Emily Dawes.  She was triggered by a mural in Southampton University dedicated to students who had gone off to fight in the First World War, but who never returned to complete their degrees.  What troubled Emily wasn't the poignancy of the message or the tragedy of their loss, but the fact that - shock, horror - they were all white men!

It doesn't take a genius to work out that one hundred years ago Southampton was overwhelmingly populated by white people.  This is not a fact lost on Emily, quite the opposite.  Like many of her left-wing fraternity they are well aware of historical fact, but it doesn't fit their insidious agenda.  The left want to rewrite history, so that all wrongs were committed by white men.  Jeremy Corbyn espoused this agenda when he said our children should be taught the wrongs of British history (all done by white men obviously), but reminded of the 'immense contribution' by black people.  It's ironic that the left are quick to dish out the 'racist' tag, but they themselves have a clearly racist agenda of their own.

The left hate this time of year.  Remembrance Sunday is two weeks away and anything that unites the 'gammon' stinks of 'patriotism' to them.  The fact that 'gammon' is now an accepted term for older white men only goes to show how entrenched the hatred has got within left-wing circles.  The term is used regularly on our Facebook review section by Corbynistas and Owen Jones uses it unashamedly on Twitter.  He even used his Guardian column to deny it was a racial slur, despite the bleeding obvious.

What Owen Jones, Jeremy Corbyn, Emily Dawes and co hate the most is that without the contribution, suffering and sacrifice of millions of Englishmen, Scots, Welsh and Irish, they would probably not be here and certainly wouldn't be free to indulge in their casual racism.  It's a grand hypocrisy, but fortunately not lost on the decent folk that still remain.  Emily was lambasted on a national scale for her Twitter outburst.  A Change.org petition garnered thousands of names, Southampton University denounced the tweet and poor Emily was placed on gardening leave - 'until further notice'.

Still, she could rely on her leftie comrades to stick up for her - Labour councillor and Guardian columnist Maurice McLeod attempted to do so, but he was up against Julia Hartley-Brewer...

Saturday, 20 October 2018

TWIT OF THE WEEK

Fat arrogant American leftie Michael Moore made a right tit of himself on Good Morning this week.  After Piers and Susanna had massaged his ego about him rightly predicting Trump and Brexit, Moore turned to the camera.  "You can't leave Europe" he demanded of British viewers.  Yes, quite right Michael, we can't physically leave the continent on which we are situated.

After rambling on about two world wars, Piers Morgan cut in to remind the oaf that it's actually the European Union we are leaving.  Ironically Michael Moore has a history of being heavily opposed to globalisation and yet here he was dictating that we should remain enslaved to the epitome of a globalist entity!

Saturday, 22 September 2018

TWIT OF THE WEEK


Hats off to Labour's Lord Adonis, he has taken the crown from Labour MP Ben Bradshaw as the looniest Labour Remoaner of them all.  Ben is famed for blaming 'Russian hackers' for Brexit and claiming Brexit is the 'biggest existential peacetime crisis' to face Britain.  However, Adonis has recently gone as far as to suggest Leave voters should NOT vote Labour, leading to an exasperated Gisela Stuart questioning whether he takes up the Labour whip in the Lords at all.  Dismissing the concerns of 17.4 million voters is not exactly the path to electoral success, asking them to not even consider voting for your party is electoral suicide!

Then again, as a life peer, perhaps he is not too fussed about the Parliamentary Labour Party as its rise or fall will never impinge on his lofty position.  His obsession with overturning Brexit certainly appears to override any aspirations for a Labour government.

His tweet (pictured above) last Sunday once again exposed his extreme views.  This single tweet is verging on insanity in three key points, as follows;

a) his belief that Brexit will be stopped, yes of course there are plenty of people on both sides who still doubt it will proceed in full, but he is saying it will be overturned
b) a public inquiry into a public vote, enough said about that moronic idea
c) those directly responsible?  Cameron instigated the vote, he's all but retired from politics, likewise Osborne.  Perhaps, in true Adonis style, he is advocating that the 17.4 million Leave voters are directly responsible and should never hold office!

Rather unsurprisingly Adonis was hammered on Twitter following his outrageous tweet, by both Remainers and Brexiters alike.  He will have his work cut out blocking all these people, but his lunacy won't escape our notice, blocked or not.

Saturday, 15 September 2018

TWIT OF THE WEEK


Former Labour NEC member, remoaner and all round tit Tony Robinson looking rather smug and happy with himself despite his "shame".  While at first it appears that Tony is embarrassed to be British because of Brexit, he later clarifies that his perceived shame is because British Tory MEPs just voted against imposing EU sanctions against Hungary.  Confused?  You might well be.

Apparently the Hungarian people are living under a tyrant and it should be our job (along with the other 26 EU member states) to impose sanctions against Hungary.  However, might we point out that this so-called tyrant - Viktor Orban - was re-elected by the people of Hungary by an overwhelming majority in April this year.  Orban's Fidesz party scored a whopping 49.3% of the national vote.  To put that into perspective, Tony Blair only achieved 43.2% in his 1997 landslide.

So, while Robinson appears to suggest that the Hungarian people are somehow not responsible for their "plight", the maths say otherwise.  And let's say, for instance, that Tony is suggesting that the Hungarians are crying out for a left wing alternative, presumably then the main opposition are socialists?  Nope.  The second largest party in Hungary is Jobbik, a nationalist party to the right of Orban!  One has to look to third place for the socialists, on a measly 11.9% compared to the combined 68.3% of the two right wing parties.

The EU has had it in for Hungary ever since it refused point blank to accept their migrant quotas (along with Poland and the Czech Republic).  Orban used this year's election as a referendum on migration and the people answered resoundingly.  There is little appetite for the floodgates to be opened up, as Hungarians can see the death and destruction that has been reaped on Western European countries by way of uncontrolled migration.  And so it goes there is little appetite for a left-wing party that would open said floodgates.

The Hungarians are largely happy with their lot and they don't need smug leftie British twits like Tony Robinson to lend them his sympathy, or shame.