THE TOP 20 CHICKENS

Following Labour's u-turn, the government's general election bill was passed in the Commons by a whopping 418 majority.  It still has to pass through the House of Lords, but is likely to gain royal assent by the end of the week.  Predictably it won't move as swiftly as the Benn Surrender Act did.  Nothing moves that fast!

Embarrassingly for Corbyn almost half of his own MPs refused to back his newfound enthusiasm for a general election. 104 abstained in the final vote, while a further 11 voted against, making a complete mockery of Corbyn's triumphant announcement earlier in the day that his party was "totally united".

There were 20 MPs in total who opposed the final reading of the bill, many of whom clearly desperate to cling on to the Westminster gravy train for as long as possible.  More than half of them were Labour, including the most despicable parasites of all ie. those who are standing down anyway at the next election, but who wanted to stay on and milk the system just that little bit longer.  They are all unapologetic Remainers, so some of them will be fearing the election of a pro-Leave Parliament.  We've put our suggestions for their main motives in italics.  Obviously there's no doubting the motives for Change UK...

Labour

Adrian Bailey (West Bromwich West) - huge Leave vote in his constituency, running scared
Margaret Beckett (Derby South) - big Leave vote in her constituency, running scared
Ann Clwyd (Cynon Valley) - standing down, wanted to ride the train a bit longer
Paul Farrelly (Newcastle-under-Lyme) - standing down, wanted to ride the train a bit longer
Peter Kyle (Hove) - safe seat, doesn't think Labour can win
Dave Lammy (Tottenham) - safe seat, doesn't think Labour can win
Ian Lucas (Wrexham) - standing down, wanted to ride the train a bit longer
Albert Owen (Ynys Môn) - standing down, wanted to ride the train a bit longer
Barry Sheerman (Huddersfield) - has not yet been reselected, fears deselection
Owen Smith (Pontypridd) - announced after the vote that he is standing down, didn't think Labour could win
Daniel Zeichner (Cambridge) - recent poll suggests a Lib Dem surge could unseat him, running scared

Change UK

Ann Coffey (Stockport) - cheerio, cheerio, cheerio
Mike Gapes (Ilford South) - cheerio, cheerio, cheeri-oooo
Anna Soubry (Broxtowe) - cheerio, cheerio, cheerio, cheeri-oh

Plaid Cymru

Jonathan Edwards (Carmarthen East & Dinefwr) - constituency voted Leave, running scared
Liz Saville Roberts (Dwyfor Meirionnydd) - shrinking majority, running scared
Hywel Williams (Arfon) - wafer thin majority, running scared

SNP

Angus MacNeil (Na h-Eileanan an lar) - shrinking majority, running scared

Green

Caroline Lucas (Brighton Pavilion) - safe seat, fears a Brexit majority

Independent Unionist

Lady Hermon (North Down) - shrinking majority, running scared

LABOUR'S RAMADAN LOVE-IN

It's that time of year folks.  Of course most of you would be forgiven for not knowing what time of year it is we're referring to, but it's basically the time of year when Muslims fast and Labour politicians suck up to them.  Yes, this is the party that bends over backwards to accommodate their priority voters...

Dismiss Islamist terror attacks as 'incidents'?  Check!
Scream blue murder about attacks on Muslims?  Check!
Hate Israel, love Palestine?  Check!
Sweep child sexual exploitation by Pakistani grooming gangs under the carpet?  Check!
Ignore female genital mutilation and label anyone who speaks out a racist?  Check!
Fast-track planning permission for new mosques and madrassas?  Check!
Encourage Muslims to sign up to postal votes?  Check!

And finally, show your love for Ramadan on Twitter in toe-curling dhimmitude...

We would like to wish all Muslims in Britain and across the world a blessed month of Ramadan. Ramadan Mubarak. #Ramadan2019 pic.twitter.com/XVhh48ISCz

— The Labour Party (@UKLabour) May 6, 2019

As #Ramadan begins, I would like to wish Muslims in our country and around the world #RamadanMubarak. pic.twitter.com/ahwnbNARtj

— Jeremy Corbyn (@jeremycorbyn) May 5, 2019

To everyone in London and around the world beginning the holy month of fasting - #RamadanMubarak pic.twitter.com/AcDIsDoFcw

— Sadiq Khan (@SadiqKhan) May 5, 2019

Ramadan Mubarak to all Muslims around the world who are celebrating the start of Ramadan. Best wishes from @ScottishLabour during this holy month of fasting, prayer and charity.

— Richard Leonard (@LabourRichard) May 5, 2019

I holl Fwslimiaid Cymru a’r byd… To all Muslims in Wales & across the world… 🗺️#RamadanKareem pic.twitter.com/M4pAT4GL0Z

— Mark Drakeford (@fmwales) May 6, 2019

Wishing a peaceful and blessed Ramadan Mubarak to all my constituents and my many Muslim friends across the UK... pic.twitter.com/asbseYPUEZ

— Angela Rayner (@AngelaRayner) 5 May 2019

Ramadan Mubarak to everyone celebrating in Cambridge and across the UK. May I wish you, your family and friends good health and happiness during this period. #RamadanMubarak⁠ ⁠

— Daniel Zeichner (@DanielZeichner) May 5, 2019

Ramadan Kareem to constituents starting the holy month!

— Stephen Doughty MP / AS (@SDoughtyMP) May 5, 2019

Ramadan Mubarak to everyone observing the holy month in #Cardiff Central and beyond#RamadanKareem

— Jo Stevens (@JoStevensLabour) May 5, 2019

#RamadanMubarak to all my Muslim followers and friends! Wishing you all fortitude, joy and peace for the month ahead. https://t.co/ftQ36FdRJO

— Matthew Pennycook MP (@mtpennycook) May 5, 2019

Ramadan Kareem to all observing in Oldham and beyond #RamadanKareem

— Jim McMahon MP (@JimfromOldham) May 5, 2019

Wishing my Muslim constituents and friends who will begin fasting for the next 30 days a peaceful and joyous Ramadan 🌙 #RamadanKareem

— Marsha de Cordova MP (@MarshadeCordova) May 5, 2019

Ramadan Kareem to my Muslim friends and constituents - and to Muslims across the world. Looking forward to hosting our @APPGBritMuslims Big Iftar during this holy month.

— Wes Streeting MP (@wesstreeting) May 5, 2019

I would like to wish the muslim community in the UK and across world a Happy #Ramadan.
I truly hope and pray that in this Holy month of Ramadan the intentions and prayers of the Muslim community are granted. #RamadanMubarak@APPGBritMuslims @LabourMuslims @MuslimLabourUK pic.twitter.com/mZAcVHhrgw

— Eleanor Smith (@Eleanor_SmithMP) May 5, 2019

As #Ramadan begins, I wish Muslims across our community, our city and around the world, #RamadanMubarak!

— Liam Byrne (@LiamByrneMP) May 5, 2019

To all observing across Leicester and elsewhere #Ramadan Mubarak - may this be a holy, blessed and peaceful month for you and your family. And I look forward to joining and sharing with you iftar in Leicester soon #RamadanKareem pic.twitter.com/vXt9Tp5xu8

— Jonathan Ashworth (@JonAshworth) May 5, 2019

#RamadanMubarak to all my Muslim friends and colleagues.

— Julie Cooper MP (@JulieForBurnley) May 6, 2019

Ramadan Mubarak to all Muslims in Bristol and across the world - a time of peace and giving, an example to all

— Thangam Debbonaire (@ThangamMP) May 6, 2019

Ramadan Mubarak all my Muslim friends neighbours and constituents. A time of peace, charity and also thanks to the nightly food deliveries to my home a time of community and calories. Looking forward to iftar with you.

— Jess Phillips (@jessphillips) May 5, 2019

#RamadanMubarak to all Muslims observing in London, the UK and around the world. May this month of reflection bring you tranquility, hope and happiness.

— David Lammy (@DavidLammy) May 6, 2019

Wishing #RamadanMubarak to all observing in Newcastle & beyond. May it be a joyful time of peace & reflection #RamadanKareem

— chi onwurah (@ChiOnwurah) May 6, 2019

To all in walthamstow and beyond - Ramadan Muhbarak! pic.twitter.com/b5QEKxNgE2

— stellacreasy (@stellacreasy) May 6, 2019

#Ramadan Mubarak. Wishing peace to all. pic.twitter.com/A3OuXqnpdF

— Siôn Simon (@sionsimon) May 6, 2019

Back in the old days when Labour's sole purpose was to speak up for the working classes of England, Scotland and Wales, could anyone have predicted that the party's priorities would change so drastically?

TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME STRIKES AGAIN

The left smell another big demo.  President Trump is landing for his state visit on June 3rd, so the haters have sprung into action.  Little Owen was very busy yesterday, debating with Kate Andrews on Sky and sending out a barrage of tweets.

Labour MPs were also quick to jump in and declare their support for the forthcoming hatefest.

An early day motion is currently doing the rounds in Parliament, calling on Theresa May to request that the invite be rescinded.  Labour MP Stephen Doughty is collecting the signatures and more than 50 MPs have reportedly signed already, including his Labour colleagues Emma Dent-Coed, Lloyd Russell-Moyle and Rupa Huq.

Doughty's hysterical response was mirrored by the likes of Dave Lammy.

No friend of Britain Dave?  His mother was Scottish you donut!  He owns land here.  He's eager to do a trade deal with us if we ever leave your beloved EU, that is of course assuming you American-hating idiots aren't running the country by then.  Talk about being dishonest, when lefties like Little Owen say their issue is with Trump and not the American people they are being more than a little disingenuous.  Who elects the President?

The British left has long harnered a hatred of our greatest ally.  No word from Corbyn yet on the latest bout of Trump Derangement Syndrome, but if the bandwagon gets rolling he'll soon jump on it!

Funny how Labour rallies against our friends and allies, but embraces our enemies.

THE TRAITORS LIST

Below is a comprehensive list of serving Members of Parliament who have publicly backed a second EU referendum in defiance of the People's Vote of 2016.  Labour MPs are in bold.

Rushanara Ali – Labour

Heidi Allen – Conservative

Rosena Allin-Khan – Labour

Tonia Antoniazzi – Labour

Guto Bebb – Conservative

Margaret Beckett – Labour

Luciana Berger – Labour
Ian Blackford – SNP

Roberta Blackman-Woods – Labour

Ben Bradshaw – Labour

Tom Brake – Lib Dems

Chris Bryant – Labour

Karen Buck – Labour

Richard Burden – Labour

Vince Cable – Lib Dems

Ruth Cadbury – Labour
Alistair Carmichael – Lib Dems

Ann Clwyd – Labour

Ann Coffey  – Labour

Neil Coyle – Labour

Mary Creagh – Labour

Stella Creasy – Labour

Janet Daby – Labour

Ed Davey – Lib Dems

Geraint Davies – Labour

Stephen Doughty – Labour

Rosie Duffield – Labour
Angela Eagle – Labour

Maria Eagle – Labour

Julie Elliott – Labour

Louise Ellmann – Labour

Tim Farron – Lib Dems

Paul Flynn – Labour

Mike Gapes – Labour

Roger Godsiff – Labour

Kate Green – Labour

Justine Greening – Conservative

Dominic Grieve – Conservative

Paul Farrelly – Labour

Helen Hayes – Labour

Wera Hobhouse – Lib Dems 

Margaret Hodge – Labour

Rupa Huq – Labour

Christine Jardine – Lib Dems

Darren Jones – Labour

Susan Elan Jones – Labour

Peter Kyle – Labour

Norman Lamb – Lib Dems

David Lammy – Labour

Chris Leslie – Labour

Caroline Lucas – Green

Kerry McCarthy – Labour

Siobhan McDonagh – Labour

Alison McGovern – Labour

Catherine McKinnell – Labour
Anna McMorrin – Labour

Madeleine Moon – Labour

Layla Moran – Lib Dems

Stephen Morgan – Labour

Ian Murray – Labour

Jess Phillips – Labour

Bridget Phillipson – Labour

Stephen Pound – Labour

Steve Reed – Labour

Ellie Reeves – Labour
Rachel Reeves – Labour

Liz Saville Roberts – Plaid Cymru

Joan Ryan – Labour

Virendra Sharma – Labour

Barry Sheerman – Labour

Tommy Sheppard – SNP
Tulip Siddiq – Labour

Andy Slaughter – Labour

Angela Smith – Labour

Jeff Smith– Labour

Owen Smith – Labour

Alex Sobel – Labour
Anna Soubry – Conservative

Jo Stevens – Labour

Jamie Stone – Lib Dems

Wes Streeting – Labour

Jo Swinson – Lib Dem
Gareth Thomas – Labour

Stephen Timms – Labour
Anna Turley – Labour
Chuka Umunna – Labour

Catherine West – Labour

Martin Whitfield – Labour
Paul Williams – Labour
Phil Wilson – Labour

Sarah Wollaston – Conservative

Daniel Zeichner – Labour

ZEICHNER'S PROJECT FEAR

Project Fear Mark II thunders ahead with the latest round of stark predictions from the Remain/Remoan side.  Last week we had a couple of outlandish Brexit warnings from Labour figures including Diane Abbott and Daniel Zeichner.  The Labour MP for Cambridge stood up in the Commons and claimed that no deal would mean "no holidays".

Leave.EU founder Arron Banks yesterday accused a "very vicious group of Labour MPs" of trying to undermine Brexit.  We know who they are and they make no apologies for it.  Keir Starmer, Ben Bradshaw, Stephen Ki££ock, Dave Lammy and Chuka Umunna are just a few names that spring to mind...