Showing posts with label 2026 Makerfield by-election. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 2026 Makerfield by-election. Show all posts

Monday, 22 June 2026

MEME MONDAY #88

The memes tailed off towards the end of last week as Karl was on holiday.  He'd already prepared at least one meme for each of the most likely outcomes in Makerfield, but beyond Burnham's victory they dried up and Richey turned his hand with a rare effort come Sunday.  Karl is currently shifting through a backlog of work, which is why our regular articles are appearing very late in the day.  Normal service will resume shortly.

Mon 15 Jun - 381 shares.  Bluesky was completely omitted when the government
began listing proposed sites that could be subject to the ban, leading to consternation
among those on the right.  When minister Liz Kendall was confronted about Bluesky
the following day during an LBC phone-in, she gave a conflicted response: "So in
Australia, Bluesky is included in the ban and we plan to use their model"
.  The
problem with this response is that Bluesky was not included in the Australia ban,
so this may not be the u-turn that Kendall was alluding to
Tue 16 Jun - 208 shares
Tue 16 Jun - 426 shares
Tue 16 Jun - 24 shares
Tue 16 Jun - 14 shares.  The result of this emoji poll was as follows:
Yes = 4
No = 139
Wed 17 Jun - 9 shares.  Five days later Wes u-turned yet again, backing out
altogether and endorsing Burnham.  Come on Wes, we wanted a damaging
drawn out leadership battle!
Wed 17 Jun - 5 shares
Wed 17 Jun - 22 shares.  The Burnham camp clearly knew that the Labour
brand is so toxic in working class communities that they went to great
lengths to omit it from the campaign.  The top left photo features the rare
sight of a Labour 'moderate' (Stella Creasy) and an SCG lefty (Rachael
Maskell) posing together
Thu 17 Jun - 110 shares.  The result of this emoji poll was as follows:
Yes = 8,112
No = 538
Wishful thinking?  We both called it for Labour in Thursday's election preview,
but very much hoped we were wrong!
Fri 19 Jun - 79 shares
Sat 20 Jun - 398 shares
Sat 20 Jun - 171 shares.  One of Richey's rare efforts
Sun 21 Jun - 82 shares

Five Facebook Stories were published last week, as follows.




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Thursday, 18 June 2026

BY-ELECTIONS 18.06.26


It's an absolute bonanza this week, with no less than three Westminster by-elections and 18 council seats up for grabs.  The full list of results can be found below in three sections, beginning with the big three...

UK PARLIAMENT BY-ELECTIONS

Aberdeen South

Douglas Lumsden (Con) 14,308 (49.5%) +25.1%
Richard Thomson (SNP) 8,258 (28.6%) -4.3%
Jo Hart (Ref) 2,478 (8.6%) +1.7%
Nurul Hoque Ali (Lab) 1,550 (5.4%) -19.4%
Mel Sullivan (LDm) 1,270 (4.4%) -1.9%
Jorg Shelton-Eckstein (Grn) 974 (3.4%) -0.1%
David Ballantine (AfD) 59 (0.2%) New

Con GAIN from SNP

A huge win for the Conservatives this, and a hard fought victory that will bring relief to a beleaguered leader in Westminster who visited this seat multiple times during the campaign.  This by-election had been triggered by the resignation of Stephen Flynn, who stood down after being elected to the Scottish Parliament last month.  The seat historically flipped between Labour and Conservative, up until the SNP wave of 2015.  The Tories regained the seat briefly in 2017, but it has been in the grip of the SNP since 2019.  Their candidate was defending a 3,758 majority, but capitulated to the Tories in spectacular fashion.  The new Conservative MP will have a 6,050 majority going into the next elections.  Labour only just saved their deposit here, while there was a disappointing debut for the Alliance for Democracy and Freedom, a little known right-wing libertarian party led by someone called Dr Teck Khong (not a made up name, seriously).

Karl - SNP HOLD ✘
Rich - SNP HOLD ✘

Arbroath and Broughty Ferry

Lara Bird  (SNP) 9,802 (41.1%) +5.7%
Jack Cruickshanks (Con) 4,624 (19.4%) +3.9%
Bill Reid (Ref) 4,341 (18.2%) +9.6%
Heather Doran (Lab) 3,651 (15.3%) -18.1%
Tanvir Ahmad (LDm) 1,452 (6.1%) +1.0%

SNP HOLD

This by-election was triggered by the resignation of Stephen Gethins, who like Flynn, vacated the seat after being elected to the Scottish Parliament last month.  However, the SNP faired much better here and actually increased their majority as the pack behind them jostled for position.  Labour crashed from second to fourth, but unusually all candidates saved their deposits, including the last placed Lib Dems.  This seat had been created through the boundary changes that were introduced at the 2024 general election.  It was created from an amalgamation of two now defunct seats Dundee East and Angus, both of which were held by the SNP.  The SNP majority did not fair well in the new seat, keeping Labour at bay in 2024 by the slender margin of 859.  They now have a much healthier majority of 5,178.

Karl - SNP HOLD ✔
Rich - SNP HOLD ✔

Makerfield

Andy Burnham (Lab) 24,937 (54.8%)  +0.7%
Rob Kenyon (Ref) 15,696 (34.5%) +16.4%
Rebecca Shepherd (Res) 3,111 (6.8%) New
Michael Winstanley (Con) 997 (2.2%) -13.4%
Sarah Wakefield (Grn) 308 (0.7%) -2.8%
Jake Austin (LDm) 163 (0.4%) -2.5%
Count Binface (Ind) 95 (0.2%) New
Howling Laud Hope (Loon) 45 (0.1%) New
John Dyer (Ind) 37 (0.1%) New
Peter Ward (REU) 35 (0.1%) New
Dan Clarke (Lbt) 18 (<0.1%)  New
Ed Gemmell (Clm) 18 (<0.1%) New
Robert Pownall (Ind) 18 (<0.1%) New
Paul Gould (Ind) 8 (<0.1%) New

Lab HOLD

A stunning win for Burnham and proof - if it were needed - of why he is so dangerous.  On an increased turnout, he extended his predecessor's 5,399 majority to a 9,231 majority - albeit still way off the 26,177 majority that the party enjoyed at its peak in 1997.  Labour have held this seat since its creation in 1983.  There is little doubt that the 3,111 votes obtained by Restore Britain added to Burnham's majority, but in terms of determining the winner their input was largely irrelevent.  This by-election had been triggered by the resignation of Josh Simons after less than two years in the role, simply in order to allow Burnham to re-enter the Commons and take up residence in Ten Downing Street.  Burnham's victory speech left little doubt about his ambition and there is clearly trouble ahead for Starmer in the coming days.

Karl - Lab HOLD ✔
Rich - Lab HOLD ✔

POSTPONED COUNCIL ELECTIONS

Idle & Thackley, City of Bradford Metropolitan District Council

(three seats)

LDm: 2,784 (19.0%)
LDm: 2,746 (18.7%)
LDm: 2,714 (18.5%)
Ref: 1,582 (10.8%)
Ref: 1,573 (10.7%)
Ref: 1,528 (10.4%)
Grn: 237 (1.6%)
Grn: 229 (1.6%)
Lab: 208 (1.4%)
Grn: 204 (1.4%)

LDm HOLD x 3

This election was rolled over from May 7th, when the ward was due to elect its three members alongside the rest of the council.  It was postponed after one of the incumbent Lib Dem councillors passed away.  The Lib Dems usually romp home here, but the boundaries have been redrawn slightly for this election.  There was a small dip in their vote share, but they held off newcomers Reform with ease.  Intriguingly, Labour only fielded a single candidate.  They needn't have bothered at all.

Karl - LDm HOLD x 3 ✔
Rich - LDm HOLD x 3 ✔

Moorside, Bury Metropolitan Borough Council

Lab: 1,308 (39.4%) -4.5%
Ref: 1,030 (31.1%) New
WPB: 609 (18.4%) New
Grn: 200 (6.0%) New
Con: 108 (3.3%) -21.5%
Ind: 61 (1.8%) -29.5%

Lab HOLD

Postponed from May 7th, due to the death of the Reform candidate.  The size of the ballot for this seat doubled from 2024, with Reform, the Greens and Workers Party of Britain joining Labour, the Conservatives and Bury Independents.  Labour managed a rare hold, holding off a challenge from Reform.  George Galloway's party also fared well on debut, amassing more than three times the number of votes received by the Greens.

Karl - Ind GAIN ✘
Rich - Ref GAIN ✘

Chelmsford Springfield, Essex County Council

LDm: 3,203 (54.6%) +8.6%
Ref: 1,616 (27.5%) New
Con: 723 (12.3%) -25.1%
Grn: 216 (3.7%) -2.3%
Lab: 110 (1.9%) -7.3%

LDm HOLD

Due to be held on May 7th along with the rest of the council wards, this seat was postponed after the incumbent passed away.  The boundaries were redrawn slightly, which appeared to favour the Lib Dems.  There was a significant swing from the Conservatives to Reform.

Karl - LDm HOLD ✔
Rich - LDm HOLD ✔

Hillingdon West, Hillingdon London Borough Council

(two seats)

Con: 1,084 (24.4%)
Con: 949 (21.3%)
Lab: 470 (10.6%)
Ref: 433 (9.7%)
Lab: 362 (8.1%)
Grn: 353 (7.9%)
Ref: 347 (7.8%)
Grn: 341 (7.7%)
LDm: 63 (1.4%)
LDm: 49 (1.1%)

Con HOLD x 2

This election for two seats was postponed after one of the two Reform candidates passed away.  Reform and the Lib Dems were on debut here and the formwe did a fair bit of damage to the Lab-Con vote share.  The Tory vote share was down almost 10 per cent, while Labour's was down almost 15 per cent.  The Lib Dems made virtually no impact at all.

Karl - Con HOLD x 2 ✔
Rich - Con HOLD x 1 ✔ Ref GAIN x 1  ✘

COUNCIL BY-ELECTIONS

Gogarth Mostyn, Conwy County Borough Council

Ref: 496 (33.8%) New
Con: 406 (27.7%) -6.2%
Lab: 368 (26.3%) -9.7%
LDm: 178 (12.1%) New

Ref GAIN from Con

One of two complicated vacancies in Conwy, triggered by the election of the incumbents to the Senedd last month.  Both were elected as Tory councillors in 2022, but defected to Reform last summer and are now MSs.  Reform has now managed to convert this defection into an electoral victory, appearing to take advantage of the lack of an independent candidate this time.

Karl - Con HOLD ✘
Rich - Ref GAIN ✔

Tudno, Conwy County Borough Council

Ref: 357 (43.4%) New
Con: 180 (21.9%) -7.0%
Lab: 171 (20.8%) -9.8%
Grn: 71 (8.6%) New
LDm: 43 (5.2%) -10.5%

Ref GAIN from Con

The second of two Conwy vacancies triggered in the same way.  There were no independents this time around and Reform stormed into first place to cement a defection as an electoral gain.

Karl - Ref GAIN ✔
Rich - Ref GAIN ✔

Rayleigh West, Essex County Council

Con: 1,515 (35.4%) +17.5% LDm: 1,262 (29.5%) +2.9% Ref: 1,046 (24.4%) -15.3% Grn: 225 (5.3%) -0.8%
Ind: 117 (2.7%) New Lab: 85 (2.0%) -1.9% Ind: 35 (0.8%) New

Con GAIN from Ref

This contest was triggered by the resignation of the incumbent, less than a week after being elected in last month's council elections.  Labour-linked 'Hope Not Hate' had uncovered 'Islamophobic' social media posts in the run-up to election day and the newly elected councillor was expelled by Reform and effectively pushed out of office.  Having also won a seat on Rochford District Council, his departure also triggered a separate by-election (see below).  Two independents joined the new ballot, while the local residents' group dropped out.  The Tories surged from distant third to first, in what was an impressive gain, while the Lib Dems maintained second place and pushed Reform into third.

Karl - Ref HOLD ✘
Rich - Ref HOLD ✘

Crofton Park, Lewisham London Borough Council

Grn: 1,340 (44.9%) -7.5%
Lab: 1,330 (44.5%) +13.9%
Ref: 127 (4.3%) -0.8%
LDm: 106 (3.5%) -2.9%
Con: 73 (2.4%) -3.1%
Ind: 10 (0.3%) New

Grn HOLD

The Greens triggered this by-election at a cost of at least £20,000 to local taxpayers, having selected the same person to stand for election as both councillor in this ward and elected mayor.  Having won both contests on May 7th, the new mayor was forced to resign as a councillor.  This ward is about as left as it gets, as shown by the Labour surge that almost won them the seat from the Greens.  There were just ten votes in it, while all the other parties lagged way behind.

Karl - Grn HOLD ✔
Rich - Grn HOLD ✔

Bransgore, Burley, Sopley & Ringwood East, New Forest District Council

Con: 696 (39.3%) -20.7%
Grn: 459 (25.9%) +7.0%
Ref: 452 (25.5%) +10.1%
LDm: 126 (7.1%) +4.0%
Lab: 38 (2.1%) -0.4%

Con HOLD

A Conservative hold despite a sharp drop in their vote.  This followed the resignation of their sitting member, who had been embroiled in a spat with local residents.

Karl - Con HOLD ✔
Rich - Con HOLD ✔

Sweyne Park & Grange, Rochford District Council

Con: 1,049 (56.1%) +39.3%
Ref: 464 (24.8%) -14.9%
LDm: 247 (13.2%) -3.3%
Grn: 78 (4.2%) -3.9%
Lab: 31 (1.7%) -1.9%

Con GAIN from Ref

Triggered by the resignation of the incumbent after 'Islamophobic' social media posts were uncovered (see Essex County Council above for more details).  The Tories were a distant second here six weeks ago, but they have turned the tables in spectacular fashion.  There was no candidate for the residents' group this time, which left the five main parties to battle it out.  Labour and the Greens could muster barely a hundred votes between them.

Karl - Ref HOLD ✘
Rich - Ref HOLD ✘

Mumbles, Swansea Council

Con: 933 (37.3%) -4.7%
Lab: 460 (18.4%) -11.0%
Ref: 458 (18.3%) New
Pld: 268 (10.7%) +2.0%
Grn: 200 (8.0%) -5.4%
Ind: 118 (4.7%) New
LDm: 66 (2.6%) -3.9%

Con HOLD

A very similar scenario to Conwy (see above), in which a Reform councillor elected as a Conservative had vacated the seat, having gained election to the Senedd.  The incumbent was elected in 2022 as a Tory, but defected to Reform in 2025.  Reform could not turn the defection into electoral victory and finished third, two votes behind Labour.  It was a comfortable hold for the Conservatives, who will be relieved to have this seat back on the council.

Karl - Ref GAIN ✘
Rich - Con HOLD ✔

Morriston, Swansea Council

Lab: 908 (35.2%) -25.8%
Ref: 882 (31.8%) New
Pld: 569 (21.9%) New
Grn: 107 (4.1%) New
LDm: 93 (3.6%) -8.4%
Con: 87 (3.4%) -11.5%

Lab HOLD

Triggered by the death of the long-standing incumbent, whose passing was due in part to a fall from his mobility scooter at the age of 78.  His daughter became his successor, but only just.  She fended off a challenge from the Reform newcomer by just 36 votes, as the Labour vote in the Red Wall of South Wales continues to crumble.

Karl - Ref GAIN ✘
Rich - Pld GAIN ✘

Acton & Maesydre, Wrexham County Borough Council

Pld: 341 (38.8%) +1.8%
Ref: 300 (34.1%) New
Lab: 98 (11.1%) -14.4%
Ind: 78 (8.2%) New
Con: 52 (5.9%) -6.4%
LDm: 8 (0.9%) New
Grn: 8 (0.9%) -2.4%

Pld HOLD

This contest, along with the two following Wrexham vacancies, came about through the election of the incumbents to the Senedd.  Reform and the Lib Dems were new on the ballot, but it was Reform who took the fight to Plaid, losing out by just 41 votes and pushing Labour into third.

Karl - Pld HOLD ✔
Rich - Pld HOLD ✔

Grosvenor, Wrexham County Borough Council

Pld: 208 (43.5%) -19.8%
Ref: 105 (22.0%) New
Lab: 99 (20.5%) -5.5%
Ind: 22 (4.6%) New
YrP: 20 (4.2%) New
Con: 12 (2.5%) -8.1%
Grn: 11 (2.3%) New
LDm: 2 (0.4%) New

Pld HOLD

The incumbent vacated the seat after having been elected to the Senedd last month.  This was a crowded ballot paper compared to the last election here in 2022, with Reform, the Greens, Lib Dems, an independent and Your Party standing this time around.  Yes, that is Your Party as in the shitshow created by Sultana and Corbyn.  Reform went straight in at second, but there were some miserly votes trailing them - Corbyn's party received just 20 votes, while the Lib Dems got just two!

Karl - Pld HOLD ✔
Rich - Pld HOLD ✔

Queensway, Wrexham County Borough Council

Pld: 94 (40.9%) -33.9%
Ref: 86 (37.4%) New
Lab: 37 (16.1%) -5.9%
Grn: 11 (4.7%) New
Con: 2 (0.9%) -2.3%

Pld HOLD

The third and final Wrexham seat vacated by a newly elected Senedd member.  Plaid held once again, with Reform and the Greens on debut.  Reform capped off an impressive string of second places, losing out by eight votes on an abysmal turnout.

Karl - Pld HOLD ✔
Rich - Pld HOLD ✔

With both lads going mostly like for like this week, Karl's lead was unlikely to be threatened.  Richey bested Karl this week by one seat, cutting his opponent's overall lead down to two.  Both now have more respectable success rates, above 50 per cent.  There are even more council seats up for grabs next week - a whopping 24 - so the numbers are set to change radically again.

PS. This is a bit of fun, but we fully acknowledge the absolute seriousness of these election results.

Tuesday, 9 June 2026

TOON TUESDAY #106

It's mostly a Telegraph affair this week, with most of the left-leaning rags featuring depictions of what's been unfairly dubbed the 'Farage riots' in Southampton, as well as Trump's ongoing Iranian deadlock.  Labour-related toons focused mostly on the ego in the north...

Christian Adams for The Daily Telegraph
Matt Pritchett for The Sunday Telegraph
Christian Adams for The Daily Telegraph
Stanley McMurtry for The Mail on Sunday
Christian Adams for The Sunday Telegraph
Chris Riddell for The Observer
Christian Adams for The Daily Telegraph
Matt Pritchett for The Daily Telegraph
Morten Morland for The Times
SKS Cartoon on X

Monday, 1 June 2026

MEME MONDAY #85

Karl is currently away and the memes have begun to dry up, hence dwindling returns.  Richey will try his hand over the next day or two, but in the meantime here are the handful that were published last week...

Mon 25 May - 76 shares
Mon 25 May - 8 shares
Mon 25 May - 62 shares.  Judging by the comments, this show is still
fondly remembered more than 40 years on, albeit sadly now a relic of a
more homogeneous past
Wed 27 May - 316 shares
Wed 27 May - 23 shares
Thu 28 May - 394 shares.  Scotland is a land in which legends continue to
be born and this lad follows in the footsteps of the wee lassie who famously
brandished an axe and a knife to ward off migrant deviants only last year
Thu 29 May - 58 shares.  The usual suspects were bussed into Wigan from
the south of England to protest against the election of  more than two dozen
Reform councillors in the recent local elections.  These anti-democratic
fascists are also flocking to the nearby Makerfield constituency to try and
stop Reform from unseating Labour there and - by design or by proxy -
support Burnham's attempt to wrest control of the party from Starmer
Sat 30 May - 5 shares

Just two Facebook Stories were published last week on account of Karl's holiday...


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Wednesday, 27 May 2026

MAKERFIELD BALLOT CONFIRMED


Nominations have closed for the high stakes Makerfield by-election and as is customary for such occasions, it will be a crowded ballot paper for voters.  A total of fourteen candidates will appear on the ballot paper, with the majority of them set to lose their £500 deposit in exchange for a spot in the limelight.  Three months ago in Gorton and Denton, only three candidates from a field of eleven saved their deposits (the Greens, Reform and Labour).  Last year, in Runcorn and Helsby, it was four from fifteen (Reform, Labour, Conservatives and Green).

The quest for publicity and, perhaps other agendas, is evident from the fact that the two other parliamentary by-elections scheduled for the same day - June 18 - have significantly fewer candidates.

The Aberdeen South by-election will have just six candidates, while Arbroath and Broughton Ferry will choose from five.  This says a lot about the motivations about some of those standing in Makerfield.  Only four parties - Labour, Conservative, Reform and the Lib Dems - are standing in all three Westminster by-elections on June 18.

These are the 14 candidates standing in Makerfield (a separate post will appear for the two Scottish seats).

Makerfield by-election candidates

Jake Austin (Liberal Democrats)
Count Binface (Independent)
Andy Burnham (Labour)
Dan Clarke (Libertarian)
John Dyer (Independent)
Ed Gemmell (Climate)
Paul Gould (Independent)
Howling Laud Hope (Monster Raving Loony)
Robert Kenyon (Reform UK)
Robert Pownall (Independent)
Rebecca Shepherd (Restore Britain)
Sarah Wakefield (Green)
Peter Ward (Rejoin EU)
Michael Winstanley (Conservative)

Makerfield 2024 general election result

Josh Simons (Lab) 18,202 (45.2%) -0.1%
Robert Kenyon (Ref) 12,803 (31.8%) +18.7%
Simon Finkelstein (Con) 4,379 (10.9%) -23.4%
John Skipworth (LDm) 2,735 (6.8%) +2.0%
Maria Deery (Grn) 1,776 (4.4%) +1.8%
Thomas Bryer (EDm) 368 (0.9%) New

Lab HOLD

Tuesday, 26 May 2026

TOON TUESDAY #104

Andy Burnham and Makerfield are very much the theme this week, with a sprinkling of Red Rachel's spring statement overtures to a beleaguered electorate...

Jason White for The Guardian
Morten Morland for The Sunday Times
Nick Newman for The Sunday Times
Nicola Jennings for The Guardian
Christian Adams for The Daily Telegraph
Morten Morland for The Times
Morten Morland for The Times
Christian Adams for The Daily Telegraph
Peter Brookes for The Times
Pete Songi for The Mirror
Christian Adams for The Daily Telegraph
Stanley McMurtry for The Mail on Sunday
Patrick Blower for The Daily Telegraph