Showing posts with label Lindsay Hoyle. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lindsay Hoyle. Show all posts

Tuesday, 18 March 2025

TOON TUESDAY #49

The left continue to melt down over the Trump administration continuing to do what it was elected to.  The lunatic fringe have turned their sights on Elon Musk's motor company Tesla, with forecourts and cars being torched.  Conservative artists on X were among those pointing out the hypocrisies of the mob...

Jimbob on X
Tom Stiglich on X
Tom Stiglich on X
SKS Cartoons on X

British newspaper cartoonists have very much been focused on Keir Starmer's own Elon Musk-inspired antics, with proposals to slash the benefits wage bill top of the agenda.  That's a story that will rumble on and we'll likely cover it next week.  Meanwhile, here are a handful of Labour-oriented efforts, including a subtle reference to the Speaker of the Commons aka 'Long-Haul Lindsay'...

Patrick Blower for The Daily Telegraph
Patrick Blower for The Daily Telegraph
Nick Newman for The Sunday Times

Sunday, 14 November 2021

THE WEEK IN CARTOONS 7-13 NOV 2021

07.11.21 - Andy Davey, Sunday Telegraph
07.11.21 - Morten Morland, Sunday Times
07.11.21 - Chris Riddell, Observer
08.11.21 - Steve Bright, The Sun
08.11.21 - Steven Camley, Herald
09.11.21 - Graeme Keyes, Irish Daily Mail
09.11.21 - Patrick Blower, Daily Telegraph
09.11.21 - Jimbob, Gab
09.11.21 - Graeme Bandeira, Yorkshire Post
09.11.21 - Morten Morland, The Times
10.11.21 - Peter Brookes, The Times
10.11.21 - Dave Brown, Independent
11.11.21 - Paul Thomas, Daily Mail
11.11.21 - Matt Pritchett, Daily Telegraph
11.11.21 - Patrick Blower, Daily Telegraph
11.11.21 - Peter Brookes, The Times
12.11.21 - Andy Davey, Daily Telegraph
12.11.21 - Guy Venables, Metro
12.11.21 - Royston Robertson, Private Eye

12.11.21 - Josh, Twitter
13.11.21 - Ben Garrison, Zero Hedge
13.11.21 - Ben Jennings, i
13.11.21 - Richard Jolley, Spectator

Wednesday, 10 November 2021

SPEAKER'S MUHAMMAD MOMENT

Lindsay Hoyle and Imran Hussain

Commons speaker Lindsay Hoyle has been forced into an embarrassing apology after referring to a Muslim Labour MP as 'Muhammad'.  Unfortunately for Hoyle, the MP's name is actually Imran.

The incident occurred during a debate on Tuesday regarding 'racism in cricket' (yes, they really held a parliamentary debate after one cricketer was referred to by a racial term once in ten years).  Hoyle introduced the member for Bradford East as 'Muhammad Hussain'.  Imran Hussain then rose to his feet as someone is heard correcting the Speaker.

In response to Hoyle's faux pas, the subtitles on Parliament's live stream automatically generated the name 'Mohammad Yasin'.  Yasin is the Labour MP for Bedford, but he was not participating in the debate.

Hoyle has since apologised:  "This was an honest mistake.  I called Imran as soon as I could to apologise - and he accepted".  Imagine the outcry if this slip of the tongue was from the mouth of a Tory minister?  There would be howls of Islamophobia and a media witch hunt lasting days, if not weeks.  As it happens, Sir Lindsay was elected a Labour MP.

Click below to see his embarrassing blunder.

Thursday, 10 December 2020

A TANTRUM BORN OF SOUR GRAPES


If you were watching PMQs yesterday you may well have been wondering what on earth was happening with Labour MP Chris Bryant.  As Boris Johnson was answering a question from Keir Starmer about Brexit, the Speaker interrupted him to chastise Bryant for some off-camera incident.  The Rhondda MP promptly disappeared from the chamber and did not return until later on during the same session.  Lindsay Hoyle had to interrupt the PM a second time after Bryant appeared at his side: "Mr Bryant I think we need this conversation later".  "Fine" came Bryant's petulant response and he waved his arms before stomping off.

Chris Bryant is one of Labour's most ardent Remainers and the incident is thought to have begun after he was asked to be quiet while the PM was speaking.  According to The Sun and Daily Mail, he was 'chuntering' in a doorway at the back of the opposition benches.  The Speaker was also unhappy with where the MP was standing as it created a lack of social distancing.  Bryant is alleged to have responded to Sir Lindsay by throwing his hand in the air and saying: "Oh, f*** off".  He then scarpered through the open door.

Bryant scarpers


Bryant has not spoken publicly about the clash, but told the Mail that he 'categorically' denied swearing at either the PM or the Speaker.

While it can't be proven either way what happened in the first exchange, Bryant's behaviour upon his return was simply childish.

Bryant returns


It appears that there is a simple reason for Bryant's behaviour and it is not so much about Brexit, but about personal rivalry.  Last year he went head to head with Hoyle for the Speaker's role and came off second best.  On first preference votes he actually came third behind Eleanor Laing, but managed to reach the final run-off where he was comfortably beaten 325-213.

Chris Bryant is not only a sore loser over Brexit, but he is still smarting twelve months after losing out on the Speaker's role.  Thank Heavens this petulant little man didn't end up in the chair!

Thursday, 10 October 2019

NEXT SPEAKER RUNNERS & RIDERS

There are nine candidates in the running to replace the Poison Dwarf as Speaker, five Labour and four Conservative.  The election will take place on November 4th by secret ballot.  The winner must obtain an absolute majority of more than 50%, with the lowest placed candidates dropping out after each round until there is a winner.  Here's a rundown of all the candidates, including the latest betting odds.


Sir Lindsay Hoyle (Labour, Chorley since 1997).  Age 62, originally from Lancashire.  One of the three incumbent deputy speakers, a role he has held since 2010.  He abstains on all Brexit votes and does not have a public stance.  Odds:  4/6 (Ladbrokes, William Hill), 8/13 (Betfred)


Harriet Harman (Labour, Camberwell & Peckham since 1982).  Age 69, from London.  Longest serving female MP in the Commons and a vocal Remainer who has voted in favour of revoking Article 50 (despite voting to trigger it in 2017).  Odds:  5/2 (Betfred), 9/4 (William Hill), 11/4 (Ladbrokes)


Chris Bryant (Labour, Rhondda since 2001).  Age 57, from Cardiff.  Nicknamed 'Captain Underpants' after his exploits on a gay website, Bryant has been eyeing up the Speaker's role for a while.  An ardent Remainer, he has consistently voted to block Brexit at every opportunity, despite his constituency's 60% Leave vote.  Odds:  6/1 (William Hill), 10/1 (Ladbrokes), 12/1 (Betfred)


Dame Eleanor Laing (Conservative, Epping Forest since 1997).  Age 61, originally from Renfrewshire.  Another deputy speaker (since 2013), she does not have a public stance on Brexit.  Odds:  10/1 (Ladbrokes), 16/1 (Betfred, William Hill)


Sir Edward Leigh (Conservative, Gainsborough since 1983).  Age 69, originally from London.  Long-standing Eurosceptic and Brexiteer, renowned for voting in line with his own principles rather than party loyalty.  A mere ten days older than Harriet Harman, making him the oldest contender.  Odds:  25/1 (Ladbrokes, Betfred), 33/1 (William Hill)


Sir Henry Bellingham (Conservative, North West Norfolk 1983-1997, 2001-present).  Age 64, originally from Gloucestershire.  Another Brexiteer, he has multiple business interests outside Parliament and is a board member of several companies.  No odds available.


Dame Rosie Winterton (Labour, Doncaster Central since 1997).  Age 61, from Doncaster.  The third and final deputy speaker (since 2017), she campaigned for Remain in 2016.  Served as a minister under Gordon Brown.  No odds available.


Meg Hillier (Labour, Hackney South & Shoreditch since 2005).  Age 50, from London.  The youngest of the candidates and an ardent Remainer who has called for Article 50 to be revoked.  No odds available.


Shailesh Vara (Conservative, North West Cambridgeshire since 2005).  Age 59, born in Uganda and raised in Buckinghamshire.  Backed Remain in 2016, but resigned from the cabinet last year in protest at Theresa May's proposed withdrawal agreement, saying it did not honour the referendum result.  No odds available.

Tuesday, 10 September 2019

NEXT SPEAKER FRONTRUNNERS

With the odious John Bercow standing down at Halloween, here are the frontrunners to replace him.


Sir Lindsay Hoyle (Labour, Chorley since 1997).  An incumbent deputy speaker since 2010, he abstains on all Brexit votes and does not have a public stance.  Odds:  4/5 (Ladbrokes, William Hill) 8/11 (Betfred)


Harriet Harman (Labour, Camberwell & Peckham since 1982).  The longest serving female MP and a vocal Remainer who has voted in favour of revoking Article 50 (despite voting to trigger it in 2017).  Odds:  11/4 (Betfred, Ladbrokes, William Hill)


Dame Eleanor Laing (Conservative, Epping Forest since 1997).  Another deputy speaker (since 2013) and therefore does not have a public stance on Brexit.  Odds:  8/1 (Betfred, Ladbrokes), 10/1 (William Hill)


Chris Bryant (Labour, Rhondda since 2001).  Nicknamed 'Captain Underpants' after his exploits on a gay website, Bryant has been eyeing up the Speaker's role for a while.  An ardent Remainer, he has consistently voted to block Brexit at every opportunity, at odds with his constituency which returned a 60% Leave vote.  Odds:  10/1 (Betfred, William Hill), 16/1 (Ladbrokes)


Charles Walker (Conservative, Broxbourne since 2005).  The only known Brexiteer among the favourites, he came out strongly in support of Bercow during a Tory plot to remove him in 2015.  Odds:  12/1 (Betfred, William Hill), 16/1 (Ladbrokes)