In addition to Diane's apparent loss of motor function, there is also her occasional disappearances from public life. For someone 'destined' to be our Home Secretary, this is clearly unacceptable. Imagine for one second that she was the minister responsible for national security and our nation was struck by some awful disaster. Sorry folks, the Home Secretary is 'feeling unwell', come back tomorrow. Or next week.
Finally, the most damning proof that Diane is suffering from a serious illness came during a prolonged absence last year. Her colleague Barry Gardiner was quoted as saying Diane had a 'serious, long term condition'. When Diane finally re-emerged she announced that it was type 2 diabetes that had struck her down. However, this is not consistent with the symptoms she has displayed and if her diabetes is so out of control how come she is pictured on the razzle so often? Furthermore, how can she seriously expect to hold great office if she can't get her own blood sugar under control for a major TV appearance?
Let's hope Diane recovers from her mystery illness, for one thing she is a reliable source of frivolity and ammunition for those mocking the Labour Party. She may be a despicable human being, a hypocrite and traitor, but we don't wish ill health on anyone.