Sent in by David...
One day as she arrived at the mine and there had been a terrible accident. The capitalist owners had not followed health and safety guidelines and as a result the mine had caved in.
Tearfully, and fearing the worst, Snow White called out into the darkness. "Hello, hello, can anyone hear me?" She was greeted by silence.
She kept calling and eventually a faint voice called back. "This would never have happened under a Corbyn government!"
Snow White fell to her knees and prayed. "Thank God, at least Dopey survived!"