Friday 3 April 2020

HISTORY OF A LOSER: CORBYN 2019

Part five.  2019 was an epic rollercoaster ride for Corbyn.  As the year began it was still unclear where he and his party stood on Brexit, but when it came to crucial votes Labour MPs overwhelmingly blocked Brexit at every opportunity.  Theresa May cannot get her withdrawal agreement over the line and Brexit is postponed - twice.  She quits and Boris Johnson takes up the reins with a promise that Britain would leave at Halloween, deal or no deal.  He fails and yet another general election is the only way out of the stalemate...

17.01.19 - In the first of two tantrums Corbyn says he won't discuss Brexit with Theresa May until she rules out 'no deal' and orders his colleagues to follow suit.  Some of them, including Len McCluskey, ignore him and visit Number Ten anyway.



30.01.19 - Corbyn still at loggerheads with May


04.02.19 - Labour look set to reject May's Brexit deal, but a tiny number of Labour rebels back the government in key votes


07.02.19


11.02.19


18.02.19 - Nine MPs quit the party in the space of a week, eight of which go on to form the pro-Remain Change UK


21.02.19 - The Home Secretary revokes the citizenship of Islamic State child bride Shamima Begum.  Corbyn and Abbott spring to her defence.


25.02.19 - Corbyn begins to flirt with the so-called 'People's Vote' movement


26.02.19 - Bob Moran's cartoon in the Daily Telegraph sums up Corbyn's Brexit conundrum


27.02.19 - A Brexit betrayal is now in full swing


28.02.19


04.03.19 - At Finsbury Park Mosque a Brexiteer squashes an egg on Corbyn's head.  John Murphy is later sentenced to 28 days in prison.  An old tweet from Owen Jones backfires.



08.03.19


14.03.19 - MPs vote to extend Article 50


20.03.19 - Corbyn storms out of cross-party Brexit talks after Chuka Umunna and his newly formed 'Independent Group' are invited


23.03.19 - Corbyn gets into a bizarre tangle with a member of the public while posing with an alsatian


09.04.19 - Corbyn meets with old friends to give them the inside track on his current Brexit negotiations with Theresa May


11.04.19


14.04.19


27.04.19 - Corbyn is spotted cosying up to Sinn Fein's leader at a Belfast funeral


28.04.19 - As President Trump prepares to attend a state banquet with the Queen, Corbyn boycotts the occasion



01.05.19 - Corbyn focuses heavily on green issues ahead of the local elections, but new figures reveal Labour councils are worst for recycling - including Islington


03.05.19 - With Brexit having been postponed a second time and no breakthrough in sight, both the Tories and Labour are thumped in the local elections.  The Tories lose control of dozens of local authorities and Labour make a net loss of six councils.  Thousands of ballot papers across the country are spoiled by Leave voters, while Remainers turn to the Lib Dems and Greens.


04.05.19 - Longstanding Labour member and Remainer Tony Robinson quits the party


13.05.19


16.05.19 - The European elections are to proceed, at great expense, despite the fact Britain was supposed to have left the EU by this point.  Labour campaign solely on a message of name-calling against UKIP and the newly formed Brexit Party.


22.05.19


23.05.19


24.05.19


27.05.19 - As expected, the European election results are grim for both Labour and the Tories.  They win 14 seats between them, compared to the victorious Brexit Party on 29.


28.05.19 - With Theresa May on her way out and now an irrelevance, Corbyn comes under pressure from all sides, as depicted in Patrick Blower's cartoon


01.06.19 - Even the European Cup final is an opportunity to mock Corbyn's tricky position


04.06.19 - Another visit from President Trump is a temporary distraction for Corbyn and his followers.  At the resulting protest two elderly men are attacked.




09.06.19


15.06.19 - When an oil tanker is attacked in the Gulf, Corbyn immediately defends Iran


21.06.19


28.06.19 - Despite Corbyn's persistent demand for another general election, he is now the most unpopular opposition leader in 40 years


02.07.19


09.07.19 - Corbyn finally gives in to Remainers and commits to a second referendum policy


10.07.19 - An edition of Panorama exposes rampant anti-Semitism in Corbyn's party with the help of Labour whistleblowers


26.07.19 - Now up against Boris Johnson, Corbyn rallies his troops for a 'national rally' and ramps up demands for a general election.  Around 300 people turn up.


31.07.19 - Corbyn is polling worse against Boris than he did against May


02.08.19 - Labour finish fourth in the Brecon by-election, narrowly saving their deposit by 0.25%


06.08.19


08.08.19 - As the constitutional stalemate over Brexit deepens and the Tories no longer have a working majority, Corbyn looks to seize power in a coup.  It only leads to more ridicule.



17.08.19 - Talk of a coup intensifies, but the opposition is divided on who should be caretaker PM.  Corbyn insists it must be him, but many of his own MPs, the Lib Dems and Tory rebels disagree.  Ardent Remainers Harriet Harman and Ken Clarke are discussed as alternatives.


18.08.19


19.08.19


20.08.19


27.08.19 - While the opposition argue among themselves, Boris continues to lead on the international stage


29.08.19 - Parliament is prorogued, leading to nationwide protests two days later that Remainers claim will "bring the country to a standstill".  Corbyn and Momentum hope to hijack the protests and force Boris from office.  It doesn't quite go to plan.




03.09.19 - With no end in sight to the Parliamentary stalemate, Boris suggests a general election may be the only way forward.  Corbyn immediately backs off.


10.09.19 - A general election is put to a vote in the Commons.  The bill is defeated and not one Labour MP supports it.



18.08.19


22.09.19 - The Labour conference in Brighton is dominated by Brexit and Remainers are furious that Corbyn will not commit Labour to back Remain in a second referendum



27.09.19 - Remain MPs vent their fury at the government in a series of furious exchanges



30.09.19


03.10.19


06.10.19


11.10.19


16.10.19


26.10.19 - A Halloween Brexit is all but dead in the water, but Corbyn still refuses to entertain a general election



28.10.19


30.10.19 - Corbyn's hypocrisy is exposed once more


31.10.19 - On what should have been Brexit Day, Corbyn mocks Boris Johnson's failure to deliver it, despite the fact Corbyn's party were instrumental in blocking it


03.11.19 - With no way out and subject to widespread ridicule, Labour cave in to the inevitable and an election will take place on December 12


05.11.19 - Project Fear returns and now it's Corbyn himself in the driving seat


07.11.19 - As general election campaigning gets under way, a series of former Labour MPs urge voters to back the Conservatives, including Ian Austin, John Woodcock, Gisela Stuart, Tom Harris and Ivan Lewis


12.11.19


13.11.19 - When the leader of Islamic State is finally located and killed, Corbyn criticises the operation


14.11.19


15.11.19


16.11.19 - Labour's free broadband pledge is widely ridiculed, having come on the back of so many other expensive pledges


21.11.19 - Labour launch their manifesto in controversial circumstances.  



27.11.19 - It's clear that the only way Corbyn can get into Number Ten is on the back of another hung Parliament and SNP support


29.11.19 - Feedback from Labour activists suggests Corbyn's name is 'toxic' on doorsteps


01.12.19


02.12.19 - Corbyn continues to promote a conspiracy theory that the NHS will be sold off to the United States


04.12.19 - Corbyn continues to make a lame stand against President Trump


07.12.19 - Corbyn's 'proof' for his NHS claims is an anonymous Russian source


08.12.19 - Labour are keen to talk about anything but Brexit in the election


13.12.19 - The general election is a disaster for Labour, the worst performance in a general election since 1935.  Corbyn doesn't immediately resign, but says he "won't lead the party at the next election".  His followers desperately look for excuses as to why the defeat was nothing to do with him.  Brexit is blamed initially and, to a lesser, extent 'right-wing media smears'.



24.12.19


TOMORROW:  2020, Corbyn stays on as leader until a replacement is elected