Tuesday 21 January 2020


As expected, the hideous narcissist Jess Phillips has quit the leadership race this afternoon.  Her decision follows a disastrous hustings performance on Saturday and a faltering campaign in which she was yet to receive a single nomination in the second stage.  Phillips released the following video statement in which she unsurprisingly failed to support any of the remaining candidates.

It's clear that she was in way over her head, but it's less certain if this experience will teach her that her childhood dream of being Prime Minister one day will only ever be exactly that.  A dream.