Thursday 9 January 2020

STARMER REFUSES TO PLAY 'OUT OF TEN'

Following Long-Bailey's absurd '10 out of 10' for Corbyn's leadership earlier this week, journalists have been determined to extract leadership ratings from her competitors.  Clive Lewis attempted to dodge the question, but ended up giving Corbyn 6/10.  Emily Thornberry and Keir Starmer have now faced the same question.  While Lady Nugee gave the most convoluted answer yet, Starmer point blank refused to play.  Dull as ever.